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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Please make this [[Help:Editing|look like]] a [[UN:BEST|proper wiki article]] by adding links, headers, paragraphs, or any any other formatting that it might need to stop looking so bad.
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">While it would be great for someone with ADD, most people would be just fine if you turned those lists into paragraphs.
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">And it's giving everyone a headache. Please link to some less existence-challenged articles.
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Lest its readers tear their hair out from frustration at the redundancy, you ought to save it from its blueness by not linking the same words over and over again.
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Please, [{{FULLURL:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} remove some of the worse ones] and clean it up a mite. With fewer pictures maybe someone'll steal a glance at the text.
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Please make this article less likely to trap people by adding appropriate links. <small>(See [[Help:Editing|here]] for instructions)</small>
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|badwriting = '''This is just plain bad writing.'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles with excessively poor writing]]}}}}}}}}{{#ifeq: {{{non|{{{nondeletable|{{{keep|{{{feature|}}}}}}}}}}}}|true||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Uncyclopedia||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User_talk||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles to fix]]}}}}}}}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Please rewrite or improve the overall written quality of this article. That may include fixing spelling, grammer, paragraphing, sentence fluency, length, or general organisational issues, anything that would make it less bloody painful to read.
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|copyedit = '''This article needs a proofreading.'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles to be proofread]]}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">The wordage of this article appears to suffer from grammars, speeling, and\or punctuation issues. HALP!
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|long = '''This article is quite drawn-out in spots.'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles that are needlessly drawn-out]]}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Please make sure that its jokes don't overstay their welcome by cutting down on some of the content.
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Uncyclopedia is a parody of a Wikipedia-style Encyclopedia and should be written accordingly, generally with definition and summary and information about the topic. And funny. It needs funny.
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|notfunny = '''This article just isn't funny.'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles lacking in humor]]}}}}}}}}{{#ifeq: {{{non|{{{nondeletable|{{{keep|{{{feature|}}}}}}}}}}}}|true||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Uncyclopedia||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User_talk||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles to fix]]}}}}}}}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Uncyclopedia has high standards of humour, and this article doesn't quite cut it yet. In fact, instead of making people laugh, it's been known to make hounds slobber. Please edit it to make it, you know, funnier.
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|random = '''This article is terribly random.'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles with excess randomness]]}}}}}}}}{{#ifeq: {{{non|{{{nondeletable|{{{keep|{{{feature|}}}}}}}}}}}}|true||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Uncyclopedia||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User_talk||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles to fix]]}}}}}}}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Truth is funnier than outright Lies or Plain Nonsense, especially in this case. Please clean this article up so it's really about something, preferably the article topic.
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|noconcept = '''This article appears to lack a unifying concept or idea.'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles lacking a concept]]}}}}}}}}{{#ifeq: {{{non|{{{nondeletable|{{{keep|{{{feature|}}}}}}}}}}}}|true||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Uncyclopedia||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User_talk||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles to fix]]}}}}}}}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Though parts of it may include decent ideas, without sticking to one of them the whole goes nowhere. Please amend this before someone makes amends [[Special:Log/delete|another way]].
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|stupid = '''This article relies heavily on stupid humor.'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles with excess stupid]]}}}}}}}}{{#ifeq: {{{non|{{{nondeletable|{{{keep|{{{feature|}}}}}}}}}}}}|true||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Uncyclopedia||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User_talk||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles to fix]]}}}}}}}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">The humor in this article is just plain dumb, assuming it is humor. If you can add some more intellectual content, this article would thank you greatly.
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|vanity = '''This appears to be [[UN:CM|vanity]].'''<includeonly>{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles that appear to be vanity]]}}}}}}}}{{#ifeq: {{{non|{{{nondeletable|{{{keep|{{{feature|}}}}}}}}}}}}|true||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Template||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Forum||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|Uncyclopedia||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User_talk||{{#ifeq: {{NAMESPACE}}|User talk||[[Category:Articles to fix]]}}}}}}}}}}}}}}</includeonly>
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">It does, however, have to potential to be [[HTBFANJS|funny]]. Please [{{FULLURL:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} edit] it until it is, or it shall die a terribly lonely death.
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<div style="font-size:11px; line-height:14px; padding-top:5px; margin: 0;">Either move it to the [[Uncyclopedia:List of Uncyclopedias|appropriate]] wiki or finish the translation and clean up the prose so it reads proper here.
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