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Ah, [[Orange Construction Barrels|construction barrels]]. So seemingly innocent. However, if you look deeper, I'm sure you'll find that something sinister lurks inside. Inside of the 14th barrel, to be exact. And that thing, my friends, is a '''[[Barrel Clown|barrel clown]]'''.
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'''[[Euroipods]]''' is A website giving away free ipods in return for
   
===== So What Exactly IS a Barrel Clown? =====
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a) completing offers
I'm glad you asked. A barrel clown is a clown that sleeps in every 14th construction barrel on the road. They sit in there all day, eating sandwiches until somebody hits their barrel with their car. If you do happen to hit a barrel clown's barrel, he will hop out from under his orange home and into your car, whether you like it or not. You hit the barrel, now it's your responsibility to take care of the little fella. How, you ask?
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===== Diet =====
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First of all, have the right food on hand. All that a barrel clown can eat is sandwiches. If you do not have any, he will die, and when barrel clowns die, they smell like rotten crayons and take an awful long time to decompose. Always have the ingredients for a sandwich ready, and make sure you have enough ingredients to create different sorts of sandwiches. Barrel clowns hate monotony.
 
   
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Euroipods is A website giving away free ipods in return for

a) completing offers b) reffering freinds to do the same

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Recently featured: Barrel Clown - Afghanistan - J.D. Salinger - Fecal E.Coli - Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One - Niggers - Uncyclopedia Brown

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