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Reading, England

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08 March 2013


Reading is a large town of 145,700 people (by a 2008 government guess) in the county of Berkshire, located in southeast England.

Despite its spelling, Berkshire is actually pronounced BARK-sheer. (No, Fido, I'm not talking to you.) Originally, it was pronounced Berk-sheer, until people realized that "berk" is English slang for a stupid person. Bark, as grows on the sides of trees, is less offensive, though less appropriate too. The county is sometimes called "Royal Berkshire," as theQueen lives in her palace in Berkshire — about as far away from Reading as she can get. (more...)

The Baker's Dozen

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10 March 2013

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The Baker's Dozen is a 1967 war film based on the quasi-autobiographical accounts of Greg Brown, a baker and soldier of world renown. It was directed by Robert Aldrich who, although he ate bread and wore army boots, neither baked nor soldiered. Though ostensibly about World War II, the story deals with contemporary 1967 themes of the Cold War, pastry relativism, racism between brown and white bread, and their meanings within patriotism and duty in war. Such themes obliquely refer to the Vietnam War.

Starring Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Telly Savalas, Charles Bronson, and NFL Hall of Famer-turned-actor Jim Brown, it was a huge box office success for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and the year's highest-grossing film, raking in enough at the box office to purchase a one of those really expensive stainless steel mixing machines from Bjorgen-Sturdol & Hurnstgerbronder or with enough left over to purchase ingredients for several sheets of chocolate chip cookies. (more...)

UnNews:Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope

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12 March 2013


Roman Catholic cardinals are preparing to conclave at the Vatican on Tuesday to choose a new Pope to replace Pope Benedict XVI , who is the latest Pontiff to resign since God created the world some 5000 years ago. According to highly reliable sources, the unnatural Papal selection procedure clearly specifies that the last cardinal to survive a succession of gladiatorial matches is to be declared the winner. But because MMA is no longer considered trendy, church authorities have instead decided to resort to the fine art of Russian Roulette – a more civilized process which better ensures that the new Pontiff’s selection is based on divine grace rather than brute force or cunning.

Papal spokesman Father Lumbago explained the revised conclave procedure to reporters. On Tuesday morning the 115 cardinals will gather at the Vatican, and will begin the matches after prayers and vespers. During the conclave, all prospective Popes will be paired off to compete at Russian Roulette, gradually reducing their numbers until only one remains. (more...)

BladeRunnerway Bride

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15 March 2013


'Blade Runnerway Bride is a 1999 American dystopian science fiction romantic comedy directed by Ridley Scott and starring Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. The screenplay, written by the team behind Four Weddings and a Funeral, is loosely based on the novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Shags? by Philip K. Dick.

The film depicts a dystopian Los Angeles in November 2019 in which Maggie Carpenter (Roberts) is a spirited and attractive young woman who has left a series of fiances in almost identical fashion, earning her the nickname "The Replicant". Rick Deckard (Ford) is a burnt-out expert "Bride Hunter" who reluctantly agrees to take on one more assignment: to track down and kill Maggie. As the film progresses, Deckard finds himself falling in love with Maggie, but he has competition from two unlikely sources! (more...)

Investigative journalism

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Investigative journalism is a form of journalism in which reporters deeply investigate a single topic of interest, traditionally involving crime, political corruption, or corporate wrongdoing, although more commonly now used to determine the relationship status, likelihood of pregnancy or current whereabouts of celebrities - ideally naked or near naked. An investigative journalist may spend months, years, or even minutes researching and preparing a report. Investigative journalism is a primary source of information. (more...)

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