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'''[[Gretna Green]]''' is a village in [[Scotland]], just over the border from [[England]], which was notorious for hosting quickie [[wedding]]s for young English lovers. The bride and groom needed only make their [[Promise|vows]] in front of [[witness]]es (who were sometimes [[sheep|disinterested]]) and pay the nominal fee in a form that could be cashed before the angry parents arrived and dragged them back home. Moreover, Gretna marriages could be solemnised by anyone. This led to the blacksmith's anvil becoming a symbol for weddings, much as the [[Pole dancing|barber pole]] has come to signify prompt medical treatment.
   
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The village was named for Gretna Green, a nubile Scottish lass who was equally notorious for getting "married" several times a week. It acquired its niche in 1754 when ''[[WP:Lord Hardwicke's Marriage Act|Lord Hardwicke's Marriage Act]],'' no pun intended, authorised parents to veto the marriage of a minor. Although the Act had the unintended consequence of cancelling many marriages to [[Welsh]]men digging for coal, it famously did not apply in Scotland, where [[pubes]]cent marriages were routinely consummated on school playgrounds. In the 1770s, the A74 (now the [[motorway|A74(M)]]) was built, hormone-fueled engines revved up, and the race was on. Gretna Green, just above the mossy outgrowth on Adrian's Wall, became the prime destination, curious youngsters curiously not wishing to penetrate further into Scotland. It would go on to take the [[British]] record not only in irregular weddings but in irregular rail disasters. '''([[Gretna Green|more]]...)'''
   
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'''[[Hillary Clinton]]''' also known as '''Hillary Rodham Clinton''' or '''Hillary Rodham''', or on [[bumper sticker]]s as just '''Hillary!''' depending on how ex-President [[Bill Clinton]] is polling that week, is a [[U.S.]] [[politician]], former First "Lady," and the only Secretary of State who had to be replaced by [[John Kerry]].
 
   
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Hillary Clinton is the utterly likable and completely unavoidable nominee of the [[Democratic Party]] for [[U.S.]] [[President]] in 2016, a campaign for which she has adopted slogans such as, "I'm the next best thing to Bill!" and "Vote for me and get Bill free!"
   
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Hillary was born in [[Chicago]], [[Illinois]], on October 26, 1947, the daughter of a small businessman and a smaller homemaker, neither of whom is the clear source of those large thighs. Many [[journalists]] believe Hillary was named after [[WP:Sir Edmund Hillary|Sir Edmund Hillary]], who would go on to be someone people had heard of when he climbed [[Mount Everest]] — mostly, those journalists who take Hillary at her word. However, the fact is that she was instead named after [[Hilary Duff]], and her parents doubled the "l" for "[[Lulz|teh llullz]]."
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Hillary was raised a Methodist, participated in student government, and by all accounts had a normal youth, apart from her obvious destiny to be a [[Senator]] and [[President]] some day.
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A '''[[faggot]]''' is a woodwind instrument in the double reed [[family]], used to play [[music]] written in the [[bass]] and tenor registers and occasionally even higher, apart from when they have those really annoying squeaky put-on voices sometimes that just put my [[teeth]] on edge.
 
   
I'm as [[liberal]] as the next person, but it just doesn't seem [[natural]] to choose to be a faggot player. Because it ''is'' a choice, and don't let them tell you any different - they could have picked up any instrument in that music shop, but what did they choose? Not a [[drum]] kit or something manly like a [[trumpet]], that's for sure.
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The household was politically [[conservative]] and even influenced by Barry Goldwater. Unfortunately, she fell in with the [[Rockefeller Family|Rockefeller]] wing hardly Methodist and, on most issues, strictly [[agnostic]] and later settled on Saul Alinsky, America's clearest exponent (after [[Karl Marx]]) of the idea that the ends justify the means, whose manual on ruthlessness informed the nation's [[lawyer]]s no less than its [[Autism|pre-schoolers]]. '''([[Hillary Clinton|more]]...)'''
   
Due to the complicated [[finger]]ing and the problem of reeds, the faggot is one of the more difficult instruments to learn; schoolchildren typically take up the faggot only after starting on another easier instrument. Which means they're perfectly [[happy]] when they're kids, and then suddenly they get lured off into ''that'' life. I mean what more proof do you need? '''([[Faggot|more]]...)'''
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== [[Colloquialism]] ==
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'''[[Colloquialism|Colloquialisms]]''' are, you know, a bunch of mumbo-jumbo [[words]] your everyday Johnny-come-lately uses when chewing the rag, and not [[cool]] for, like, formal speech or whatever. The crincum-crancum of the common tongue is mainly used during [[Sitting Bull|pow-wows]] or [[bull]] sessions when hanging out. The word colloquial originally was about the way we talk, where the prose marches to a different [[drummer]] than writing things down and all that sort of stuff. Throwing a curved [[ball]] however, the colloquial register is about free and easy language rather than, you know, the medium. The [[Dictionary]] shows colloquialisms with the abbreviation '''colloq.''' for [[geeks]] and bookworms.
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By and large, colloquial language is standalone from run-of-the-mill formal speech or [[writing]]. The mixed bag of [[Jabba the Hutt|jibba-jabba]] tends to bubble to the surface, once the speaker has chilled out enough to pull his/her head out of her/his [[ass]]. Babblative chit-chat may contain a bucket load of slanguage, but for all intents and purposes, is not tied to hackneyed terms at all. Other examples of colloquial language use [[word]] mash and foul language, more often than not. A colloquial name is also the nickname punters use to peg a thing or person in the place of the real [[name]]. An inflated tractor tyre pulled behind a speedboat at a holiday resort and indeed the geezer driving it, could be refered to as a [[Donut|doughnut]], or as Doughnut by both the [[tourists]] and the locals.
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'''[[Gerry Cheevers|Gerry "Buzzsaw" "Hacksaw" "Chainsaw" "Deathtoll" "Manslayer" "Axemaniac" Cheevers]]''' was a demi-god who, appearing in the form of a [[hockey]] goaltender, backstopped the Boston Bruins to Stanley Cup victories in 1970 and 1972. Emerging from the mythical and legendary [[Canada]] under suspicious circumstances, he still holds several [[NHL]] records, most of them involving violence of some kind. Known for his beer-drinking abilities and his unusual choice of headgear, Gerry Cheevers is one guy you don't want to fuck around with. '''([[Gerry Cheevers|more]]...)'''
 
   
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Colloquialisms are a bigger ball of wax than just pidgin speak used by [[kids]], grunts, fish-heads or [[donkey]]-wallopers. In the main, colloquial language shakes and bakes words and terms that are commonly known and easily understood by speakers of the language worldwide: "See all, ear all, say nowt. [[Eat]] all, sup all, pay nowt. An' if th'ivver does owt for nowt, allus do it for thissen." for example. Slang is a posse of phat raps home-boys use to flex they's sickness, to be down with the rat packs. Slang can sound like a load of epizootics of the blowhole to your average Mondeo-Man, as — despite slang terms being a dime a dozen — they not part of standard [[English]], dig?
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The [[France|'''French''']] are [[Famous|famed]] for their [[Food|culinary skills]] which consists of [[Shagging|"''baking bread''"]] and [[Hot Chick|"''producing hot buns and tarts''"]]. There is also the widely adopted pastime of [[drinking]] excess [[coffee]] so as to be able to [[Shag|stay up]] late into the [[night]]; indeed France is a [[nation]] of "''midnight alley cats''".
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The [[French]] have also have a great claim to [[fame]] by having [[Social Commentary|overpowering unions]], which have led to slow industry and the country being in [[Economics|perpetual recession]] and ruled by [[Krypton|crypto]][[fascist|-fascist]] [[Goverment|governments]] since France's defeat in the [[World War 2|Second World War]]. '''([[France|more]]...)'''
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'''[[First-past-the-post voting]]''' is an election in which the winner is the candidate who receives more votes than any others.
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The outrageous notion that the highest vote-getter should be the winner has given us elected office-holders such as [[Adolf Hitler]] and [[Jimmy Carter]]; also the [[Oscars|Oscar&reg;]] for ''The English Patient'' and the [[Nobel Peace Prize]] of [[Barack Obama]].These results explain the international academic frenzy (a veritable [[Pole dancing|poll dance]]) to devise voting systems in which someone less popular will be the winner.
   
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First-past-the-post (abbreviated '''FPTP''' or '''FPP'''), is a '''plurality''' voting system. Like most successful schemes, it is applied to many cases it does not fit, such as trying to fill a number of seats at the same time. [[Al Capone]] first defined the winner of an election as "the guy what gets the most votes." However, this simple statement is now problematic given the many candidates what do not get the most votes, the large number of campaign [[lawyer]]s they employ, and the gullibility of the people to charges of [[unfair]]ness and [[racism]].
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In 2000, non-winner [[Al Gore]] sued, demanding a recount in five [[Florida]] counties of his choosing. His mantra was, "Count Every Vote." The drive to get everyone into the voting booth became a drive to get everyone on the ballot, as both requirements were relaxed. But "the guy what gets the most votes" still won, now with only 10% of the vote. The majority hated all its politicians and demanded new solutions. Elections, like [[health care]], yielded to the American tenet that anything that works will work better with 6,000 pages of regulations.'''([[First-past-the-post voting|more]]...)'''
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The '''[[Rule of Three]]''' is a principle in [[English]] writing that suggests a list of three things is inherently funnier, more effective or more [[orgasm|sexually satisfying]] than a list of any other number of things. Often to obtain maximum [[humour]], the third thing in the list breaks the pattern set up by the other two. It is an important [[comedy]] writing technique often used in [[television]] shows, stand-up comedy routines and [[erotic]] novels. The technique can be combined with any other comedy technique including [[redundancy]], [[random humour]] and [[redundancy]]. It should not be overused, however, as the joke will fast become [[Uncyclopedia:In-jokes|stale]], [[Oprah Winfrey|stagnant]] and [[Chuck_Norris/Facts|hilarious]]. '''([[Rule of Three|more]]...)'''
 

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Gretna Green

Gretna Green is a village in Scotland, just over the border from England, which was notorious for hosting quickie weddings for young English lovers. The bride and groom needed only make their vows in front of witnesses (who were sometimes disinterested) and pay the nominal fee in a form that could be cashed before the angry parents arrived and dragged them back home. Moreover, Gretna marriages could be solemnised by anyone. This led to the blacksmith's anvil becoming a symbol for weddings, much as the barber pole has come to signify prompt medical treatment.

The village was named for Gretna Green, a nubile Scottish lass who was equally notorious for getting "married" several times a week. It acquired its niche in 1754 when Lord Hardwicke's Marriage Act, no pun intended, authorised parents to veto the marriage of a minor. Although the Act had the unintended consequence of cancelling many marriages to Welshmen digging for coal, it famously did not apply in Scotland, where pubescent marriages were routinely consummated on school playgrounds. In the 1770s, the A74 (now the A74(M)) was built, hormone-fueled engines revved up, and the race was on. Gretna Green, just above the mossy outgrowth on Adrian's Wall, became the prime destination, curious youngsters curiously not wishing to penetrate further into Scotland. It would go on to take the British record not only in irregular weddings but in irregular rail disasters. (more...)

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Hillary Clinton also known as Hillary Rodham Clinton or Hillary Rodham, or on bumper stickers as just Hillary! depending on how ex-President Bill Clinton is polling that week, is a U.S. politician, former First "Lady," and the only Secretary of State who had to be replaced by John Kerry.

Hillary Clinton is the utterly likable and completely unavoidable nominee of the Democratic Party for U.S. President in 2016, a campaign for which she has adopted slogans such as, "I'm the next best thing to Bill!" and "Vote for me and get Bill free!"

Hillary was born in Chicago, Illinois, on October 26, 1947, the daughter of a small businessman and a smaller homemaker, neither of whom is the clear source of those large thighs. Many journalists believe Hillary was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, who would go on to be someone people had heard of when he climbed Mount Everest — mostly, those journalists who take Hillary at her word. However, the fact is that she was instead named after Hilary Duff, and her parents doubled the "l" for "teh llullz."

Hillary was raised a Methodist, participated in student government, and by all accounts had a normal youth, apart from her obvious destiny to be a Senator and President some day.

The household was politically conservative and even influenced by Barry Goldwater. Unfortunately, she fell in with the Rockefeller wing — hardly Methodist and, on most issues, strictly agnostic — and later settled on Saul Alinsky, America's clearest exponent (after Karl Marx) of the idea that the ends justify the means, whose manual on ruthlessness informed the nation's lawyers no less than its pre-schoolers. (more...)

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Colloquialisms are, you know, a bunch of mumbo-jumbo words your everyday Johnny-come-lately uses when chewing the rag, and not cool for, like, formal speech or whatever. The crincum-crancum of the common tongue is mainly used during pow-wows or bull sessions when hanging out. The word colloquial originally was about the way we talk, where the prose marches to a different drummer than writing things down and all that sort of stuff. Throwing a curved ball however, the colloquial register is about free and easy language rather than, you know, the medium. The Dictionary shows colloquialisms with the abbreviation colloq. for geeks and bookworms.

By and large, colloquial language is standalone from run-of-the-mill formal speech or writing. The mixed bag of jibba-jabba tends to bubble to the surface, once the speaker has chilled out enough to pull his/her head out of her/his ass. Babblative chit-chat may contain a bucket load of slanguage, but for all intents and purposes, is not tied to hackneyed terms at all. Other examples of colloquial language use word mash and foul language, more often than not. A colloquial name is also the nickname punters use to peg a thing or person in the place of the real name. An inflated tractor tyre pulled behind a speedboat at a holiday resort and indeed the geezer driving it, could be refered to as a doughnut, or as Doughnut by both the tourists and the locals.

Colloquialisms are a bigger ball of wax than just pidgin speak used by kids, grunts, fish-heads or donkey-wallopers. In the main, colloquial language shakes and bakes words and terms that are commonly known and easily understood by speakers of the language worldwide: "See all, ear all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. An' if th'ivver does owt for nowt, allus do it for thissen." for example. Slang is a posse of phat raps home-boys use to flex they's sickness, to be down with the rat packs. Slang can sound like a load of epizootics of the blowhole to your average Mondeo-Man, as — despite slang terms being a dime a dozen — they not part of standard English, dig? (more...)

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Wile e coyote

First-past-the-post voting is an election in which the winner is the candidate who receives more votes than any others. The outrageous notion that the highest vote-getter should be the winner has given us elected office-holders such as Adolf Hitler and Jimmy Carter; also the Oscar® for The English Patient and the Nobel Peace Prize of Barack Obama.These results explain the international academic frenzy (a veritable poll dance) to devise voting systems in which someone less popular will be the winner.

First-past-the-post (abbreviated FPTP or FPP), is a plurality voting system. Like most successful schemes, it is applied to many cases it does not fit, such as trying to fill a number of seats at the same time. Al Capone first defined the winner of an election as "the guy what gets the most votes." However, this simple statement is now problematic given the many candidates what do not get the most votes, the large number of campaign lawyers they employ, and the gullibility of the people to charges of unfairness and racism.

In 2000, non-winner Al Gore sued, demanding a recount in five Florida counties of his choosing. His mantra was, "Count Every Vote." The drive to get everyone into the voting booth became a drive to get everyone on the ballot, as both requirements were relaxed. But "the guy what gets the most votes" still won, now with only 10% of the vote. The majority hated all its politicians and demanded new solutions. Elections, like health care, yielded to the American tenet that anything that works will work better with 6,000 pages of regulations.(more...)

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