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== [[Your mom]] ==
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'''[[Your mom]]''' (born roughly twelve years before [[you]] and sixteen after her mom) is a well known parent and parental figure. She's celebrated for her dedication to keeping you out of R-rated movies, calling just to "check up on you", and swallowing more semen than the [[New Jersey|Bermuda triangle]]. Despite a certain "lack of credibility" most likely caused by said sluttery, your mom is always there to do your laundry, include love as an ingredient in her recipes, or crush you with her massive gravitational pull.
   
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Your mom was born to an average family that lived in an average neighbourhood in an average town or city that followed the law of averages. Your mom, following this trend, was decidedly average and uninteresting. Her early childhood began, like everybody else, with a period of preschool, followed by kindergarten, which was followed by 1st grade, followed by 2nd grade, followed by 3rd grade, which was followed by 4th grade, followed by 5th grade, followed by 5th grade again, your mom not being the [[stupid|brightest individual]]. This concluded your mom's brief stay in her elementary school, which was supremely average. '''([[Your mom|more]]...)'''
   
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== [[Kenya]] ==
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'''[[Kenya]]''', officially the '''Empire of Kenya''', is a country in the [[Great Lakes]] region of [[Africa]], bordered by [[Ethiopia]] to the north, [[South Sudan|"South Sudan"]] to the north-west, [[Tanzania|those Swahili guys]] to the south, the [[Indian Ocean]] to the east and [[Uganda|Joseph Kony]] to the west. It is currently ruled by Overlord Uhuru Kenyatta and his sidekick, William Ruto.
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The nation is best known for being one of several possible [[Barack Obama's birth|birthplaces]] of [[Barack Obama|U.S. President Barack Obama]]. Most Kenyans go with the story that Obama is [[Indonesia]]n; nevertheless, they all supported his rise to power in 2008, thinking they'd get food, clothes and their own [[PlayStation 3]]s in exchange for losing some of their better runners in the [[Boston]] marathon.
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Little is known of the origins of the Empire of Kenya, but legend has it that the country got its name from a white guy who went there on vacation in the 1880s. He saw some Kenyans looking at [[Mount Kenya]] and saying "''Kiinyaa''" (Kenyan for "you think Jesus is up there?"), and after deciding the country was his to name, he tried to pronounce the ridiculous word, but instead said "Kenya". Finding his pronunciation hilarious, the Kenyans laughed at him for long periods of time, and the white man thereby swore that he would come back and give them a good kick in the bottom (he was [[Great Britain|British]]) some time in the near future.
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== [[Benzene]] ==
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'''[[Benzene]]''' (chemical formula: C<sub>6</sub>H<sub>6</sub>) is a recreational clear liquid that chemists compare favorably with absinthe, aquavit, and Aqua Velva. In the [[Hip Hop]] community, it is instead referred to as G<sub>6</sub>, or "purple drunk." (Or "purple drank," if one is using the pluperfect, which the Hip Hop community rarely is.)
   
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Benzene was discovered by Michael "Ben" Faraday in 1825. It was a serendipitous invention, as "[[Rice|Uncle Ben]]" was instead trying to achieve miniaturization. Those experiments were eventually successful and gave us the microfarad.
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Although everyone knew benzene, no one knew what it was. Chemistry spent the next thirty odd years in odd experiments to figure out what was on the end. In August 1858, however, [[wikipedia:Kekulé|Kekulé's]] had a fateful nightmare about a [[snake]] chasing its own tail.
   
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[[Sigmund Freud]] believed that this nightmare had no particular meaning, though Kekulé's cat often chased its own tail, which was more productive than waiting for Kekulé to rouse himself from the laboratory and feed him; the cat had become scrawny but not overtly snake-like. However, sometimes a snake is merely a snake. Nevertheless, Kekulé published a pathbreaking paper — his ''[[I Have a Dream]]'' paper (''Où est ma bouteille de benzène?'' in the original [[French]]), which suggested that there was nothing on the end at all, and that benzene went on forever. Chemists embraced this conclusion as comparable but superior to their prior one, which was simply, "Don't kill the [[Work|job]]!" '''([[Benzene|more]]...)'''
   
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'''[[UnDebate:Shouldn't we discuss this like adults?|Sir, please come down off the roof.]]''' It won't solve anything! '''''SMASH!''''' Now really, those china plates are probably quite expensive. '''''SPLAT!''''' Where did you even find that? We can sort all of this out if you just come down and we discuss the problem sensibly, like adults.
   
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Ambiguity: Is "discussing a problem sensibly, like adults" vague and potentially misleading? If so, is another phrase more appropriate? Yes!
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The phrase is misleading and demeaning, the use of the word "adults" suggests immaturity. To discuss a problem, two people must converse about it in a sensible manner, nothing more, nothing less. In this case, you officer, are stood on the ground and I am sitting on the roof. We are talking, albeit at a slightly louder volume than we would were we sat at my kitchen table, and we are both aged 18 or over. We are both considered adults. The use of the term "adults" in your introductory address to me suggests that you feel this is not an adult discussion, where I have just demonstrated that it absolutely is. '''([[UnDebate:Shouldn't we discuss this like adults?|more]]...)'''
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A '''[[faggot]]''' is a woodwind instrument in the double reed [[family]], used to play [[music]] written in the [[bass]] and tenor registers and occasionally even higher, apart from when they have those really annoying squeaky put-on voices sometimes that just put my [[teeth]] on edge.
 
   
I'm as [[liberal]] as the next person, but it just doesn't seem [[natural]] to choose to be a faggot player. Because it ''is'' a choice, and don't let them tell you any different - they could have picked up any instrument in that music shop, but what did they choose? Not a [[drum]] kit or something manly like a [[trumpet]], that's for sure.
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== [[Napoleonic Wars]] ==
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Due to the complicated [[finger]]ing and the problem of reeds, the faggot is one of the more difficult instruments to learn; schoolchildren typically take up the faggot only after starting on another easier instrument. Which means they're perfectly [[happy]] when they're kids, and then suddenly they get lured off into ''that'' life. I mean what more proof do you need? '''([[Faggot|more]]...)'''
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'''[[Napoleonic Wars|The Napoleonic Wars]]''' were a series of conflicts that swirled around a cross Corsican named [[Napoleon Bonaparte]]. Napoleon was too short to be a king but barely tall enough for the title of Emperor, a rank sufficient to accomplish the longstanding [[American Dream|French dream]] — creation of a [[EU|unified Europe]] run not entirely by the [[Germany|Germans]]. Waging this war let him plant his flag — and seed — in every country he crossed. As a result, [[HowTo:Get back to London if you suddenly find yourself in France|everyone in Europe loves France]] and there are many short people in villages throughout the continent.
   
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During the conflict, the French were supported by many diverse countries, such as [[Spain]], up to the very moment that France invaded them. They were opposed by shifting coalitions of [[Britain]], [[Austria]], [[Russia]], and [[Prussia]]. Britain's [[UKIP]] maintains the fight against Napoleon even today.
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At the beginning, Napoleon extended his empire everywhere on the continent that did not matter to Britain and Russia. This was not successful in making the Russians and British capitulate. He then invaded Russia, which did not work either. '''([[Napoleonic Wars|more]]...)'''
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'''[[Gerry Cheevers|Gerry "Buzzsaw" "Hacksaw" "Chainsaw" "Deathtoll" "Manslayer" "Axemaniac" Cheevers]]''' was a demi-god who, appearing in the form of a [[hockey]] goaltender, backstopped the Boston Bruins to Stanley Cup victories in 1970 and 1972. Emerging from the mythical and legendary [[Canada]] under suspicious circumstances, he still holds several [[NHL]] records, most of them involving violence of some kind. Known for his beer-drinking abilities and his unusual choice of headgear, Gerry Cheevers is one guy you don't want to fuck around with. '''([[Gerry Cheevers|more]]...)'''
 
   
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The [[France|'''French''']] are [[Famous|famed]] for their [[Food|culinary skills]] which consists of [[Shagging|"''baking bread''"]] and [[Hot Chick|"''producing hot buns and tarts''"]]. There is also the widely adopted pastime of [[drinking]] excess [[coffee]] so as to be able to [[Shag|stay up]] late into the [[night]]; indeed France is a [[nation]] of "''midnight alley cats''".
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'''[[F4]]''' is one of the more notorious keys of the keyboard. F4 is actually a contraction of the original spelling "ffff", which was first used in 1982 century by the great programmer Ffffrancis Ffffiddleton, so that he could contract his name when writing it out on his computer. Since then, F4 has taken on many other uses and functions however to this day, the default setting of F4 is to type out four '''f'''s.
   
The [[French]] have also have a great claim to [[fame]] by having [[Social Commentary|overpowering unions]], which have led to slow industry and the country being in [[Economics|perpetual recession]] and ruled by [[Krypton|crypto]][[fascist|-fascist]] [[Goverment|governments]] since France's defeat in the [[World War 2|Second World War]]. '''([[France|more]]...)'''
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Linguistically, ffff is known as a sustained unvoiced labiodental fricative with an aspirated termination. The sound is not unlike that of someone slashing your bike tires or speaking through a hole in one's throat.
   
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To produce the purest ffff sound, however, have a friend start saying "ffffffffff", then when they get to the third f, jab them in the stomach, not too hard but not too pansy-like. You will be richly rewarded with a superbly intonated ffff. This is great fun at parties.
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The F4 key is a key found on most keyboards in between the F3 and the F5 key and most often above the number 4 key though sometimes a little to the left. On some keyboards the F4 key is actually the number 4 key with F4 in blue in the bottom right corner in a much smaller font than the F4 key. It can only be pressed if you hold down the blue FN key. There is no F4 key on typewriters as typewriters cannot carry out functions. '''([[F4|more]]...)'''
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The '''[[Rule of Three]]''' is a principle in [[English]] writing that suggests a list of three things is inherently funnier, more effective or more [[orgasm|sexually satisfying]] than a list of any other number of things. Often to obtain maximum [[humour]], the third thing in the list breaks the pattern set up by the other two. It is an important [[comedy]] writing technique often used in [[television]] shows, stand-up comedy routines and [[erotic]] novels. The technique can be combined with any other comedy technique including [[redundancy]], [[random humour]] and [[redundancy]]. It should not be overused, however, as the joke will fast become [[Uncyclopedia:In-jokes|stale]], [[Oprah Winfrey|stagnant]] and [[Chuck_Norris/Facts|hilarious]]. '''([[Rule of Three|more]]...)'''
 

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UrMom

Your mom (born roughly twelve years before you and sixteen after her mom) is a well known parent and parental figure. She's celebrated for her dedication to keeping you out of R-rated movies, calling just to "check up on you", and swallowing more semen than the Bermuda triangle. Despite a certain "lack of credibility" most likely caused by said sluttery, your mom is always there to do your laundry, include love as an ingredient in her recipes, or crush you with her massive gravitational pull.

Your mom was born to an average family that lived in an average neighbourhood in an average town or city that followed the law of averages. Your mom, following this trend, was decidedly average and uninteresting. Her early childhood began, like everybody else, with a period of preschool, followed by kindergarten, which was followed by 1st grade, followed by 2nd grade, followed by 3rd grade, which was followed by 4th grade, followed by 5th grade, followed by 5th grade again, your mom not being the brightest individual. This concluded your mom's brief stay in her elementary school, which was supremely average. (more...)

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Kenya, officially the Empire of Kenya, is a country in the Great Lakes region of Africa, bordered by Ethiopia to the north, "South Sudan" to the north-west, those Swahili guys to the south, the Indian Ocean to the east and Joseph Kony to the west. It is currently ruled by Overlord Uhuru Kenyatta and his sidekick, William Ruto.

The nation is best known for being one of several possible birthplaces of U.S. President Barack Obama. Most Kenyans go with the story that Obama is Indonesian; nevertheless, they all supported his rise to power in 2008, thinking they'd get food, clothes and their own PlayStation 3s in exchange for losing some of their better runners in the Boston marathon.

Little is known of the origins of the Empire of Kenya, but legend has it that the country got its name from a white guy who went there on vacation in the 1880s. He saw some Kenyans looking at Mount Kenya and saying "Kiinyaa" (Kenyan for "you think Jesus is up there?"), and after deciding the country was his to name, he tried to pronounce the ridiculous word, but instead said "Kenya". Finding his pronunciation hilarious, the Kenyans laughed at him for long periods of time, and the white man thereby swore that he would come back and give them a good kick in the bottom (he was British) some time in the near future. (more...)

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Benzene

Benzene (chemical formula: C6H6) is a recreational clear liquid that chemists compare favorably with absinthe, aquavit, and Aqua Velva. In the Hip Hop community, it is instead referred to as G6, or "purple drunk." (Or "purple drank," if one is using the pluperfect, which the Hip Hop community rarely is.)

Benzene was discovered by Michael "Ben" Faraday in 1825. It was a serendipitous invention, as "Uncle Ben" was instead trying to achieve miniaturization. Those experiments were eventually successful and gave us the microfarad. Although everyone knew benzene, no one knew what it was. Chemistry spent the next thirty odd years in odd experiments to figure out what was on the end. In August 1858, however, Kekulé's had a fateful nightmare about a snake chasing its own tail.

Sigmund Freud believed that this nightmare had no particular meaning, though Kekulé's cat often chased its own tail, which was more productive than waiting for Kekulé to rouse himself from the laboratory and feed him; the cat had become scrawny but not overtly snake-like. However, sometimes a snake is merely a snake. Nevertheless, Kekulé published a pathbreaking paper — his I Have a Dream paper (Où est ma bouteille de benzène? in the original French), which suggested that there was nothing on the end at all, and that benzene went on forever. Chemists embraced this conclusion as comparable but superior to their prior one, which was simply, "Don't kill the job!" (more...)

edit UnDebate:Shouldn't we discuss this like adults?

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Sir, please come down off the roof. It won't solve anything! SMASH! Now really, those china plates are probably quite expensive. SPLAT! Where did you even find that? We can sort all of this out if you just come down and we discuss the problem sensibly, like adults.

Ambiguity: Is "discussing a problem sensibly, like adults" vague and potentially misleading? If so, is another phrase more appropriate? Yes!

The phrase is misleading and demeaning, the use of the word "adults" suggests immaturity. To discuss a problem, two people must converse about it in a sensible manner, nothing more, nothing less. In this case, you officer, are stood on the ground and I am sitting on the roof. We are talking, albeit at a slightly louder volume than we would were we sat at my kitchen table, and we are both aged 18 or over. We are both considered adults. The use of the term "adults" in your introductory address to me suggests that you feel this is not an adult discussion, where I have just demonstrated that it absolutely is. (more...)

edit Napoleonic Wars

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The Napoleonic Wars were a series of conflicts that swirled around a cross Corsican named Napoleon Bonaparte. Napoleon was too short to be a king but barely tall enough for the title of Emperor, a rank sufficient to accomplish the longstanding French dream — creation of a unified Europe run not entirely by the Germans. Waging this war let him plant his flag — and seed — in every country he crossed. As a result, everyone in Europe loves France and there are many short people in villages throughout the continent.

During the conflict, the French were supported by many diverse countries, such as Spain, up to the very moment that France invaded them. They were opposed by shifting coalitions of Britain, Austria, Russia, and Prussia. Britain's UKIP maintains the fight against Napoleon even today.

At the beginning, Napoleon extended his empire everywhere on the continent that did not matter to Britain and Russia. This was not successful in making the Russians and British capitulate. He then invaded Russia, which did not work either. (more...)

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F4

F4 is one of the more notorious keys of the keyboard. F4 is actually a contraction of the original spelling "ffff", which was first used in 1982 century by the great programmer Ffffrancis Ffffiddleton, so that he could contract his name when writing it out on his computer. Since then, F4 has taken on many other uses and functions however to this day, the default setting of F4 is to type out four fs.

Linguistically, ffff is known as a sustained unvoiced labiodental fricative with an aspirated termination. The sound is not unlike that of someone slashing your bike tires or speaking through a hole in one's throat.

To produce the purest ffff sound, however, have a friend start saying "ffffffffff", then when they get to the third f, jab them in the stomach, not too hard but not too pansy-like. You will be richly rewarded with a superbly intonated ffff. This is great fun at parties.

The F4 key is a key found on most keyboards in between the F3 and the F5 key and most often above the number 4 key though sometimes a little to the left. On some keyboards the F4 key is actually the number 4 key with F4 in blue in the bottom right corner in a much smaller font than the F4 key. It can only be pressed if you hold down the blue FN key. There is no F4 key on typewriters as typewriters cannot carry out functions. (more...)

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