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You have been educated bastards. Cubic Slime debunks all manifestations of Gelatinous cube. Cubic Slime transcends all.
- Hey, don't you know that Slime is a visible green cube? Educated Theists keep Slime Cube out of Dungeons. I can prove with startling evidence that Gelationous Cube is a fraud.