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The '''Renaissance''' marked a cultural period in history where human beings paused from all their rutting and decided to use their [[brain|noggin]]. World leaders and church officials protested this time out from the [[sex|world's greatest pastime]] to no avail. [[Syphilis]] and the [[Bubonic Plague|black plague]] were starting to take it's toll gosh darn it, and ninety seconds of pleasure just wasn’t worth it anymore. What do you mean your [[sister]] told you it lasted ten seconds?! No, it was at least sixty.
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Italy is where the Renaissance started with [[Galileo Galilei|Galileo]]’s ascent up [[Leaning Tower of Pizza|phallic symbols]] to drop his iron balls, and Picocvbdfbdfbsdfhbdnbxsb df de Gallo of the Medici gang talking smack with [[Niccolo Machiavelli]]. Other east/west coast factions also got into the act thus propagating the creation of new artful ways to taunt or otherwise demean rivals. If Cesare Borgia could name a salad after himself, well then by golly its your duty as [[Sandro Botticelli|Botticelli]] to paint your girlfriends friends like goddesses with huge bust lines and outrageous curves. [[Nicolaus Copernicus|Copernicus]] tried to get many back on track with his ''Femalecentric theory'' but people weren’t listening. Chicks like Isabella d'Este were paying the bills and if the lady wants a painting by Titian ''and'' Da Vinci then she gets it.
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-Harrison Ford
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                                                           -Harrison Ford

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