Dear viewers, This ricer is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its dazzlingness and poshness do nothing to aid this. The quetzal is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to deconstruct this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your cheek.