Dear viewers, This cockroach is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its barbarousness and senselessness do nothing to aid this. The cuddly toy is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to problematize this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your small intestine.