Teh St4t3Z04rzz
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“I went there once, I came back without my liver, so I went back, and I came back with someone else's liver”
[edit] Teh Proud Heritage
Teh St4t3Z04rzz was the first state to join The United Play Land Toy. It has rich streams filled with RAM and an odd atmosphere that converts all speech in to l33t. So instead of saying "Hello there good citizen" it would come out as "STFU jo PWN |_| N00b!!!!111!!1!11" And instead of an animal saying "Moo" an animal might say "D0d3z04rzzz, jo PWNT the H4x0rzzz S|\|ip4" People have adapted and don't even notice the l33t. Although the l33t does prevent tourism or new residents. The state carries a bitter rivalry with Nintendon (the state of the Gamers Mafia. Each of the states claim to 0wn more, but the matter is still undecided after many online tournaments. 0wn4g3 is the main export of the state, and the main import is surprisingly porn; Which passed technology only as the main import only last year.
[edit] Founding
To escape the tyranny of Jack Thompson, Gamers from all over the world joined in search of a new home. After many nights of flying around in jets, air plane peanuts were getting low and stewardesses were getting cranky. Then a small Gamer spotted a before unseen land mass about the size of Russia that was uninhabited. It was later discovered that the gamers eyes were shot from not blinking while playing video games, because we all know, the coolest stuff happens when you blink. They landed and declared this new land The United Play Land Toy.
[edit] Useless Facts
- The state was founded in the year 1337
- Oranges used to grow there, but were deemed inedible by the populace after the people found that unlike other processed foods oranges go bad.
- Annually many gigantic LAN tournaments are held in the capital.
- The nation has the most imbalancedgender ratio in the world, with 32 females for every male.
