Tectonic plate
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[edit] The Great Anchoring
The Great Anchoring was the brainchild of Elvis. During his billion-year reign as King, Elvis was quite susceptible to the rocking and rolling motions of the tectonic plates as they bumped and roller skated. He would often wobble and gyrate spastically in an attempt to recover his balance while delivering his sermons. In collaboration with Captain Morgan, he devised a plan to use a thousand shiny sequins to hypnotize Norway and force them to forge massive titanium anchors and chains. Giant Squid were commissioned to install them, although they did a less than perfect job. Some plates were only moored with a single anchor, allowing them to spin (see Romania). Others were given chains that were too short (see Atlantis).
