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Latest revision as of 15:10, December 2, 2011

Sausage-tatooine

Stupid beeping robot, That Gay robot, giant sausage, Senator Armmadillo and Bananakin Skywalker on the planet of Yootapootapowpow.

“I used to live here, you know.”
~ Luke Skywalker on Yootapootapowpow
“How can they live on a planet with no water, for Christ's sake.”
~ Assy McButterpants on Yootapootapowpow
“Jawas? What the hell are jawas?”
~ Anyone who's not a nerd on Yootapootapowpow
“Cheap knock off desert planet.”
~ Paul Muad'Dib on Tatooine

Yootapootapowpow is a planet in the Star Wars universe. The planet is home to Mr. Roark, Emperor Sun-Cantan Lon and many Sausage factories, where such appendages are manufactured by C. Bulbous, also known as The Doug or simply Doug. They are sold primarily at Sausage Hutt. The terrain has been said to suspiciously resemble that of the north African country of Tunisia. In Morocco, there's a sandcrawler in the Moroccan part of the Sahara oftentimes mistaken to be a recently opened hotel.

edit Geology and geography

“In Soviet Russia, hole sinks YOU!!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Yootapootapowpow geology and geography

Sinkholes on Yootapootapowpow are a common geological feature that appear in areas where the rock below the surface of the land is made from substances like salt beds, limestone, carbonate rock, carbonite, Soviet Russian Reversalists, headless clowns, and decapitated afronauts. Naturally-occurring sinkholes are also created by long periods of drought, or when caves with underground streams naturally give way to the power of mah moneh. More of them are created by misfired, misguided and missing Soviet nuclear missiles (1000000 as recorded by who?) which rammes into a wormhole and out above Yootapootapowpow, they normally slammed into the sand and exploded.

Hotel Tatooine

On a dark desert planet
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of bantha poodoo
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There was a jawa in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then it lit up a candle
And it showed me the way
There were wookies down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Tatooine
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of force at the Hotel Tatooine
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here
Her mind is royalty twisted
She's got the spaceship bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty 'droids
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
C3PO to forget
So I called up Captain Solo
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 19 BBY
And still those wookies are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel Tatooine
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely force
Carbonite frozen at the Hotel Tatooine
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling
Jabba the Hutt by my side
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own dark side
And in the Emperor's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their laser knives
But they just can't kill the Sith
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the escape pod to the place I was before
Relax said the robot
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
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