Talking animals in the Bible

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According to the Holy Bible snakes and donkeys are the only animals that can talk.

edit Talking snakes

A talking snake is mentioned in The Book of Genesis. Satan went as a snake and tempted Eve to eat a forbidden fruit. They did not know any right or wrong before eating that fruit. When they ate that fruit God banished them out of the Garden of Eden. God was (and is) omnipresent so he knew what was happening in Garden of Eden. But since Satan assumed the form of a snake (But why?) God decided to punish all the species of snakes by removing their legs or wings. God cursed the serpent: "upon your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life;" the woman he punishes with pain in childbirth and with subordination to man: "your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you;" and the man he punishes with a life of toil: "In the sweat of your face you shall eat bread till you return to the ground." When an evilutionist see a snake he speaks of the Natural Selection that created the snakes. But we creationists know it is not so. Some snakes have internal legs and their Pharyngula stage contains legs.

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Donkeys can talk. Don't believe the so called secular scientists

"And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee?" Numbers 22:30. That settles it. Donkeys can talk. Secular scientists claim the final word to the interpretation of science is the Bible.

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The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History For Christian Children

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