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edit Zombie Jesus wishlist
- I'm no good with photoshop; if someone can make a picture of zombie jesus, i'm sure you'll be rewarded in the un-afterlife. --Sarducci 21:07, 24 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- If people feel like adding more to the future history section, please do
--Sarducci 19:30, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- I did a quick make up of my 2012 theory. If someone can make it funnier, please do. I just made it up when i was wasting time in class.
This whole zombie Jesus returning from the dead to eat the living is blasphemy, and greatly offends Jesus in the truest sense of who he really is"our savior".You people who wrote this garbage should be ashamed of yourselves!Jesus body and blood is a sacred thing deserving the utmost respect!May god bless and forgive you!
Hillery T. Watkins
lol --126.96.36.199 00:12, April 24, 2011 (UTC)