Some of the content is funny. However, it seems a bit too inside to appeal to a lot of people. I don't get what this is parodying; the closest I can guess is a regular table of contents in most magazines. The randomness also doesn't seem to completely fit in.
Whatever the concept is, it is certainly different than most articles on here. It stands out. Like I said, however, it seems to be hurt by inside humo(u)r.
Prose and formatting:
Prose is OK for this style. It is a bit difficult to read, however. It needs bold and Italic type to differentiate between titles, sections, and regular text. Also, some different colors might help.
This is a weak section. The pic of the woman w/ massive thighs (and the "Is this your girlfriend?" caption) is funny, but the Spam isn't. It needs more humorous pics to make it more attractive.
Can somebody PLEASE explain this section to me?
I wish I had a better understanding of your intent here. Like I said, the idea seems a bit inside to me, and the only thought I have is that it parodies magazine table of contents. If there was anything you could do to relate it to more people, it would help. Also, make sure to add a couple of more funny pics (and get rid of the Spam pic, as it seems just out of place even in the Geek section). Also, work on the text to make it more neater and easier to read. This would also help the format, which is different and is the strong part of the article.