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The article is way too long.

the recurring communist jokes are so gay. I don't get it. everyone's a communist right? whoever you think so wouldn't be one, they are one right? ha. ThoughtControl Ghost written confessions 02:47, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

if someone can explain it, I'll listen but til then I consider most uncyc references to communism or communist party officially not that funny. CodeRedColaWar Conformity crisis 05:18, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Most of the quotes should be taken out because they are just stupid. I really like the pic, though.

edit What the fuck! Wookies don't live on endor!

edit Temporary repairs

OK. For the time being, I've attempted to put the lists into some kind of order. Won't help with vandalism/poor additions etc, but at least gives the top of the article a bit of direction and flow. BTW, I got exactly what I expected when I clicked onto the page - a badly-edited list of ur mom jokes from a huge variety of sources, some good, most bad! I expected nothing better on this particular page; standards gotta slip occasionally, right?

Codeye 04:48, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

edit nazi Party isn't funny either

I'm sorry. I just don't laugh when I go to that page. I'm not insisting on Donnie Dorko party, just anything that's like an actual joke. CodeRedColaWar Conformity crisis 06:07, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Say no to yer ma

We should change that text from "yer ma" which no one ever says ever, back to "Your mom" considering that's the name of the article, and much funnier than "yer ma."Armicron 19:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

I agree. -- 09:54, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

Me too.

  • I fixed it... should read better now Armicron 19:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

edit vanilla ice

Im actually trying to produce a .wav of this spliced and mixed with the origional. any pointers?

edit Question

Would anybody have an objection to my getting rid of the shit at the top of the page?--Kurian 17:28, 30 September 2006 (UTC)


it's all good, now--Kurian 17:28, 30 September 2006 (UTC)(The date's wrong; I added the sig later. Oopsie)

edit I want to speak out

Your mom isn not his mom - Anymous:Xana lover

Your Mom Did Hitler and Hitler Cried


I think so it should be removed theres teens on this website to.

That's why we have {{NSFWarticle}} on the page. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:12, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

edit From Pee Review

Mother!The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Um, it's a bunch of quotes and a bunch of lists. All of which are too long. A couple of quotes is the max, and six is the magic number for the number of things on a list. More to the point; lists and quotes are bad. They encourage people to add more poorly thought out quotes/list items. IMO, generally if it's not strong enough to hold a whole paragraph, it's not worth putting on the page.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:32, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
What Modus said, although one does get the feeling this PR entry was created in mischief rather than in earnest. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:02, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
So I've been duped? Again? I wondered why this and yo momma were both on here. So, what you're saying is; I read the page and provided a moderately readable analysis...for nothing? I'd be outraged, if I was wasn't trying so hard to avoid being dramatic. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:10, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
'Fraid so, Modus. Your Mom is beyond saving, it needs ripping up and staring again with a select few quotes and a direction. Even then it would most probably be edited/vandalised like heck and it would soon revert to its randomness. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:23, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
That's why I write on obscure topics that never have a "quick facts" section. The combination is golden for vandal/cruft avoidance.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:32, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

The Arabic translation is not correct. The word used to translate "Your" is for a group of people. The correct translation is "أمك". Plsfxkthx

can someone add this in under the photos of your mom? 100px Not your mom

edit All Your Mums Are Belong To Us

Sombody Set Us Up Your Mum

edit Addition...

So need to add {\sqrt{-1}\sqrt{your_{mum}}}...


WHY CAN'T I EDIT? WHAT IF SOMEONE HAS A BETTER INSULT AND CAN'T ADD IT? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Because the page is locked from unregistered users.. —Braydie 17:24, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Speaking of your mom...

She's so fat she could use the ENIAC as a laptop, and so old she did!

She's so fat her times zero = one!

OK those were kinda lame, so sue me. 09:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Insulted

Ok so I apparently take offense to this page. How dare you talk about my mother that way! My mother was a saint you know and I would'nt have it any other way. I am just simply appalled about the things you have said to her.

I also hate this page, this looks like encyclopedia dramatica humor. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

So go back to ED.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      23:21, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
I'm attempting to do a re-write. If you want to see it, it's Here. Additionally, I am attempting to remove non-funny jokes and combine funny jokes into paragraphs--Sir Manforman CUN 19:54, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Not funny

This article is not funny. Recurring your mom jokes are not. I'd like this to be fixed, it's retarded. Azaron 22:44, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

I agree, it's just dumb (I prefer to remain anonymous). That's why I created this article: mother-in-law -- 05:17, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Rewrite

I've put {{rewrite|hard}} on this article as it is nothing but a collection of quotes, (bad) jokes, and pics; nothing else (except some unfunny cruft). I've asked Ljlego to rewrite it for us, as I think he's a great writer, and he's accepted, and will get on it as soon as he's finished with Chuck Norris. So, while this article is still in a bad state, never fear. The cavalry shall arrive! --AAA! (AAAA) 07:25, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

This page is protected and marked as needed a rewrite at the same time, which makes no sense. I was planning to add "Your mom and Your mother are not the same person." to the fun facts section. That is my 1st article and I'm very proud of it. Doofus 03:04, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Someone just reverted my article back a redirect! Doofus 03:08, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Get me a club!

Someone seriously just needs to go ahead and put this thing down. No discussion, just death. It simply has no redeeming value. 07:22, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

edit small change

I feel we should change the first senctence of the Legacy section from:

In the end, your mom has survived through much hardship, eaten many Twinkies, and enjoyed the company of many men.


In the end, your mom has survived through much hardship, eaten many Twinkies, and enjoyed the company of many many men, women and objects.

Thanks The preceding unsigned comment was added by OBLG (talk • contribs)

No problem. I hope everyone likes the rewrite, lists of your mom jokes just didn't seem that funny, and the jokes themselves are pretty tired. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:56, Sep 13, 2007
The rewrite made it infinitely more legible, but also boring. It's trying too hard be a real article when the words "your mom" are rarely based actual women. The old version was a festering pile of dogshit, which is what I expect to find when I open an article on "your mom". At the very least it could be more like Your Dad, focusing on disinformation, which is the whole point of this wiki anyway. Otherwise, it'll probably degenerate into a garbage dump again, and the rewrite will be completely wasted. Spannu 10:49, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
Well, then, you have a go a it. Make it a page in your userspace (ie User:Spannu/Your mom) and get a-writin'! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:24, Sep 16
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