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Zombies? Why can't I become a zombie?

Because You Are Dead--Scott 21:00, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Just become a zombie to wind him up. --Narcissus Black 20:26, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Poll Edit

You've just read the article. How are you?

The poll was created at 20:54 on October 19, 2007, and so far 361 people voted.

RE4 death screen Edit

Rather than "Game Over", RE4 went for the simple phrase "You are dead." Is that worth putting here?--Katana314 03:39, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Damn This All Edit

The audio is annoying. AHEM. And my links were removed. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:45, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Why is the audio annoying? You don't like the sound of my voice? Huh?! --General Insineratehymn 12:31, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, er...I mean, it's not that...umm...$#!%. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:15, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
Is that your real voice??? Aaadddaaammm 01:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, seriously, I hate to break it to you but that was one really, really annoying voice. It sounded like a really, really bad attempt at imitating Lore Sjoberg if you ask me. Don't try, Sjoberg's voice isn't very replicable.

PS Try not to mumble or skip huge chunks of text. And get a manlier voice. 08:03, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Idea for "You Are Dead FAQ" Edit

(Probably best placed b4 all the "no's!"

Q: Is all of death just negation?

A: No.

--AmericanBastard 15:10, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Huh? Edit

if im dead, how am i reading this article? and how am i editing the discussion? Diabl0658 00:24, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

You aren't, duh! Because you're dead. dead people can't edit discussions. So shut up and stay dead, dead person.~ PHDrillSergeant...§ 02:08, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

If he isn't editing the discussion, how did the discussion get edited? And how is someone editing the discussion again if everybody who's here is dead?

Userbox Edit

Dead This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

--Scott 04:30, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmm.. If it were me I'd make it something more like this:
Dead This user is dead. Dead dead dead.

However, they will accept gifts of condolence.

-- --So So 16:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Reader Edit

Is the reader in the sound retarded?Skoalman666 22:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

opening Edit

I don't like all of the video game references at the beginning. I'll take them out if others agree. --So So 06:49, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I started the game references with RE4 (my first Uncyclopedia edit), and other users have added the rest. I could, theoretically, understand removal of most, but, when you die in Resident Evil 4, there is no "Game Over" screen-- Just a pool of blood that says "You Are Dead". It's too painfully appropriate to remove. The rest are all in good fun. Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson 03:38, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Okay, as a compromise I just put them after the original opening instead. I didn't necessarily hate them; I just didn't want to start off the page with a video game theme. --So So 14:18, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Agreed. Nice doing business with you, sir. Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson 21:39, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Hmmmm... Edit

There seems to be a problem with a span or div or something, as made obvious by the broke-ness of the sidebar. Can/how fix this? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:27, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

It could be the font; maybe it's trying to do the special font on the sidebar, and can't. Or maybe God just hates us.

I assumed it was an attempt to make the page even more desolate feeling by getting rid of the sidebar, and failing that the next best thing was pushing it down to the bottom? I don't know, I didn't do it... If it could be done away with entirely that would be cool though. The Page of No Return. --So So 14:13, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
That's a pretty dang good idea, man. Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson 19:38, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

font Edit

The person that originally made the font like it is now kept the questions in the faq in the standard font. I don't know how he did it, but I liked it... --So So 15:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I am a dumass I am a dummass dont deny! thats right!

Wow Edit

This is really scary.

shut up, you're dead Awakedread 03:20, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Well obviously we're not. -- 20:23, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
Come on, didn't you read the page? You're dead! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:32, Jun 9
No I'm not, I'm immortal. -- 18:27, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
YOU CAN'T DIE!!!1!1!!11!1!1!111!1!!11 because you are already dead --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:59, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
No I can't die because I'm a god, unlike you, puny mortal. --Narcissus Black 15:27, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
If you were a god, you would not waste your time arguing with Uncyclopedians. --Nathan 03:22, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

A silly question Edit

The article is very interesting. But...where is Voldemort?

He's dead!

About Voldemort Edit

I get that his name can redirect to this page, but why not make a page for him?

And before you say anything, yes I know he's dead, and that I'm supposed to be dead, but someone else can make his article.

I did actually create an article for Voldemort and was in the process of making it outrageously witty and amusing when some idiot came along and redirected it to this piece of, well. Don't worry, I'm going to recreate it then redirect this article to that one. --Narcissus Black 20:26, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

how abot this? Edit

Respawn in... [1] moivational poster...

Question Edit

If I blank the article will I be alive again? Magic My Mom 08:57, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

What the F-NO!--Nathan 03:23, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Suggestion for the "I was a jerk my whole life" Edit

I think something cryptic like "good luck with that, or blacked out writings, would be more funny than "nothing". Any thoughts?

hasuhaushua Edit

O man, this article is very good. I'm dead! UltraJohnny 03:37, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

How did you do the thing so when we are logged in and see this it says are name in the top?

and HA shoop da whoop saved me! I'm alve ag- oh i went back on to this article :( dead again, it was nice while it lasted. --Shoreyo 20:35, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

It's all movie magic; CGI and prosthetics and disney animatronics and whatnot. Also {{USERNAME}}. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:22, May 21

mistaek Edit

Someone with editing powers should probably fix the line that goes "You will find your way through it you will come to no cave." --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 11:08, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

For heaven's sake, hurry it up! --Scofield 14:28, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know what the hell is taking you guys so long to fix one stupid line! Maybe I'll have to talk to an admin abt this. --Scofield 15:04, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Add language Edit

The translated italian article. Can someone add this?--TheDekuLink 09:05, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Thou art dead Edit

Can we have an Old English version of this article titled "Thou art dead"? Scofield 15:06, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

Question Edit

How does this know my name? I am scared. (Seriously) --Acyoshi 01:16, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

lol nub --Roman Dog Bird 01:20, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Username template: when you're logged in, it automatically says your username. {{USERNAME}}. Just one of our many tricks (no, actually it's easy if you learn coding). --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:27, 21 May 2011

Could someone add something? Edit

I think [2] would fit in well as what the DEAD DEAD DEAD links to.

How did I die?Edit

I feel this is something I must know before I accept my place in the World Of The Dead. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

... Edit

How did someone whos dead type this? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

It was probably written by a GHOST writer :) -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:43, November 17, 2017 (UTC)