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edit Saddam Hussein

Saddam Hussein does not have the authority nor does he have the religious motivation to declare someone an infidel. The aims of his regime were to suppress the movements of Shi'a and Kurdish minorities which he saw as threats to the stability of his government. Thus, he is not a religious leader - He is a political leader (a very oppressive one at that).

It's my personal opinion that a picture of Osama Bin Laden or Ayman Al-Zawahiri would thus be a lot more appropriate here. - Pisstaker 11:05, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Anyone can declare someone an infidel. Unless they are dead or something. The latter appears to be the case for Saddam. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:12, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Maybe in Wikipedia-land that's how it works, but here we stand with the facts that you've been declared an infidel by Saddam, and you want to contest it. Take your infidel status like a man! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:48, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Wow

This article is by far the funniest one here.Azaron 22:44, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Ayreon

Added that.

Tapped it.

edit Barnyism

Who, me?

Yes, you!

edit im yohomiees fuckyou man

Why me, oh god..

edit Links

The 7 images in the randomizer are: You01 You02 You03 You04 You05 You06 You07 . Linking them here so they don't come up unused. --Splaka 06:05, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC) why was my picture of lady jabba the hut not showing up?

edit Blackface added 2 rotation

I added an image of Al Jolson doing Blackface in the rotation. It's pretty damn funny to see that staring at you from across the screen. Jeydehn 07:33, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit Benson Edit

BOTM This article has been blessed by the great BENSON.
BENSON himself has edited the article, and thus feels that it is worthy of a place in Uncyclopedia.

Spacer Spacer PremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 10:01, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

meh. --Sir Zombiebaron 01:23, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

edit user name

It used to be that whoever was reading the article would have their name appear in place of you. Why doesn't this work anymore? EmpComm 17:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

It does now. And I must add that having it in bold is kinda classy — for some reason, it doesn't make me freak out as much, you know? —Lenoxus 07:55, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

edit um

I am a sister to my brother, so, if I make my brother read this I'll be hot!! Right?

Lucy, how many times do I have to tell you, you're not allowed to sleep with people when you're only ten, okay? -- Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:30, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Woa this page Creeps I really tough it was al about me.

It is man. It is all about you. Congrats. 75.178.21.159 23:03, 18 March 2007 (UTC)Craigs

edit On Me

I'm new here, and whoever put that stuff in here about me needs a quotation by me on their user page. If you did so, please come out.

On second thought, never mind.

Hdgcfcf 21:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Kudos

to whoever thought to change my Soviet Russia quote ("YOU!!! Wait, never mind.") to the current improvement: "In Soviet Russia, ME!!!" — Lenoxus 18:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


edit insert name here

This isnt working, it could be the new mediawiki. Chickenfeed9 19:54, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Prototype 01

I am not the village idiot. FYI, I live in a large town, so I am the town idiot...Hang on a minute, did I just say... --Prototype 01 16:54, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Fix link

Someone fix the link to captain obvious its misspelled. 170.91.5.4 21:30, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Russian Reversal?

  • a russian reversal would be good!!!
    • I don't think there should be one at all, since every one that's been on this page has been really stupid.

There shall be no Russian Reversal quote on this page. That is final. --General Insineratehymn 15:08, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

 :D Anybody who thinks a russian reversal quote would be good is out of their mind. Roman Dog Bird 01:36, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
And you have a tiny penis.--The4sword 14:59, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Wow...............................are you honestly offended by WORDS ON THE INTERNET?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? Roman Dog Bird 01:29, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

edit S.T.D.

In the U.K., they spell it as 'gonorrhoea'.

edit interwiki

Add it:TU ru:ТЫ zh-tw:你

edit Yarr?

Seems someone is cashing in on my particularly cool name. Count Coolio 09:24, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

On second thought, perhaps I'm just not very observant. Count Coolio 09:25, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
Maybe you're a dumbass.--The4sword 15:05, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
I shall have to relocate myself to a fridge for quite some time to recover from that eXtreme burn. Count Coolio 07:24, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

edit just got to add my credit

just want to credit the creator of this article as is funny as hell


edit Well, I'm blocked from editing this page so

There's altogether too much crap on this page that it started being not funny and just stupid very long ago.

I wanted to add "You am I" in the music section, because it worked with some of the early punniness. 59.154.24.147 10:33, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

edit CTF (Capture The Fags)

Umm....that's pretty funny, but a little over-done. Still funny though. Must've been a bitch to do the scripting for that page.

edit Hahaha..

this is probably one of the funnier pages on uncyclo..why isn't it featured?--Firemetal 16:13, 3 October 2007 (UTC)


To any new guys taht look at this page and think i means them in specific..its not.its just a fun trick using the "insert user name here" command..or whatever its called--Firemetal 16:15, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Typo

Just to let you know, (unless you meant to do it) you spelled "inproper" incorrectly. It's improper.

edit jeez...

I keep forgetting that some people have no idea how to play by the rules anywhere. The page itself is really funny, but it needs cleaning up. I'm too tired and ticked to do it right now, but someone wipe those jackasses who kept adding howlingly unfunny things and kept talking to the person who added something before them.

  example='you misspelled blonde', in the middle of the article?? Honestly? IF IT'S WRONG THEN CHANGE IT!! Whoever wrote this, get the hell off of the site and go argue with some other idiot on the youtube comment section about whether or not John Stewert is a good man. Or better yet, go on to the actual wikipedia so you can look up 'how to act around human beings' and point out all the errors there until they kick your sorry ass out as well! Dumb$#%&...

Sorry about that, I'm usually much more formal, but I just chugged a huge thing of Monster before writing this. Still, someone fix it... All in all, I love the idea of a free sight where the public, (that's you) can add this kind of stuff, but someone needs to think of a way to stop all these idiots from screwing with it.


edit Psychophant Himself

Not am imposter, I'm the real deal and all I have to say about this is...HOLY SH**!!!! They used my name! HOLY F****** SH**!!! It's unbe-F******-liveable!!!!!

edit Steamrolling in process

The operator of this steamroller is blind. If you are caught under the steamroller, it's your own fault. In other words, I'm rewriting this article. (Check progress at User:User0/You.) I might not notice hilarious additions and overwrite them, so if you want to add something, just reply to this comment.--User0 03:14, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Canceled that.--User0 03:07, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

edit ahem:

{{rewrite|hard}} if that is the case...WHY THE FUCK IS THIS PAGE PROTECTED?!?!?!?!?!? fucking nimrods.

69.23.201.143 06:36, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

edit This is such a Violation of UN:VAIN

This article should of been deleted on sight!
I thought that there can't be articles on You, Friends or School!
NotJohnDoe 17:01, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

edit I'm a celebrity now?

I didn't know that people would suddently write articles about me. Fuck you!!! Hehe-ha. I'm famous now. Good work comrades--Game over 16:41, 1 December 2007 (UTC)


Uh... yeah. You da man, dog.. . *wink wink* --Evil Kiwi 17:58, 4 December 2007 (UTC)


It's not actually hard to figure out how this works. Would this appear for non-members as well? --Game over 13:59, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

edit For all those who think this article is really about them...

It's not. Check out the page source, every {{USERNAME}} in it is replaced with your user name when you try to access the page. Just felt like explaining since it seems many simply don't get how "teh magick" works... SFilip 15:53, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

But now it says <insert name here>, which sucks. I want the USERNAME template back. A*nybody?
  • Thank you for relieving me.

----EmpererLOLZORZ 12:31, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Needs this template

This article needs the following template added to it:

                             Ancient Gods of the Greek Mythology
                              (also known as the Christ family)
 
                                       Chaos
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                                      Chronos==|==Chaos
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                   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                   |         |                                                       |           |
                 Zeus===|===Hera===|===This Guy==========|=====Fairy Godmother   Hades==|==Poseidon
                        |          |                     |                              |
       ---------------------       |                -----------                     Anonymous
       |        |          |       |                |         |
     Venus=|=Athena      Hermes    |---Antithe  Tinkerbell   God===|===Virgin Mary
           |      |          |     |---Athe                        |
 Chaos=|=Atana==|=Seiya  Peter Pan |---Pan                  Original Jesus
       |   |    |                                                  |
Godzilla  Amy  Girly                               ...and we all know what happened then


If you will look at the very bottom of the template, you will see the text "...and you", linking to this article. 71.220.213.101 19:30, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

edit I'm black?!?

I don't even care for watermelon... --Drum Corps International 23:43, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Put USERNAME Template In Title...

I thought it would be even more funny if you put the USERNAME template in the title, if you look at the page source you'll see i've tried, by using the following code:

{{Title|You, Yes You {{USERNAME}}}}

Unfortunately this doesn't work...any ideas/thoughts would it be funny and if so, is it possible?? - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

To give you an answer: It's impossible, because the two ways require the use of either a javascript hack or a wiki hack both which, eh.... I'd chanj it far ye so et worked, but I'm not allowed to modify wikias' source code (especially not to run on javascript, which it would mandate). Sari. - --I like pie mmm (Spam me/Spam doesn't taste as good as pie) X Block
Youmadewin0ry

The universe is thanking you.

04:04, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
But only from my very limited knowledge of wikicode, though I doubt anyone knows much better.

edit What if we made this article as if it were about the user, but didn't know they were reading...

If that makes any sense, what if we make a little rewrite and so the page looks like it is about the user, but doesn't know that they're looking at it. So you pretty much change all the "you" to {{USERNAME}}...Just an idea. - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit "Miley"?

...That's because being called Miley Cyrus is one of the most insulting things you could be called, right? If not, please explain... L Sprite Haldo PanPan (talk at me) L Sprite 20:14, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

I don't think so. And while you're at it, what does the Miley thing have to do with this page at all? It's irrelivant. Someone please get rid of it. I'd do it myself, but this page is blocked. 72.95.139.248 22:51, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
There, since you yourself couldn't edit it, what with the protection restriction and all, I have reverted the page back to an older edit, with none of that crap insulting your apparent beloved, Miley Cyrus, or whatever. Happy? -- Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 05:28, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

edit This article went downhill

This article is about Miley Cyrus, not you. Why not just move it to Miley Cyrus, Why do the British like Miley anyway?

Why does anybody like Miley Cyrus? Chocolate Rain 00:49, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

edit I'm gonna fuck you

I'm gonna fuck you HARD! 72.95.139.248 18:41, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

What the hell is this? 72.95.139.157 20:37, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:10, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Just a thought

I was looking at the part where you said that the only one who is dumber than You is He who is thick as a brick. Maybe you should include the wicked witch of Alaska.

edit Baaaaa!

Baaaaaaa! (ewe)

edit I have to admit

Cowbell2 This article needs more cowbell.

You can help by adding more cowbell.



This is pretty insulting, but it is good. Much better than The one I once check out for boredom who's name shall not be revealed unless you click on this link.

“In Soviet Russia, long link clicks YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on The above

edit  !

I still have tears coming out of my eyes (of laughter) --Xxxriversofpainxxx 20:51, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Suggested addition to "Music" section

I think it'd be constructive to the purpose of this article if something like this were added to the end of the "You and Music" :section:

"The lyrics to Linkin Park songs are so manic-depressed because you, <insert name here>, have been fucking up and blaming them for it, stalking them, attacking them, and doing other such annoying shit to make them write that kind of lyrics into their songs.


edit <insert name here>, what you taki' bout son?

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