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Individual yakuza gangs are headed by old, saggy men in pinstripe suits who are selected as clan heads because of their wisdom and experience. Their underlings are usually mentally handicapped, given to bouts of drooling and grunting. There are no women in the yakuza, because everyone knows that women suck at shooting things and are best suited to making babies and soufflés, or whatever the hell it is that they spend all day in the kitchen cooking. Women caught trying to infiltrate the yakuza are put to work in massage parlors, where they perform no massages whatsoever.
THIS PARAGHRAPH IS TOTALLY SEXIST AND STUPID. I WISH THE WRITER HAD THE HONOUR TO KNOW PERSONALLY THE ITALIAN FEMALE MEMBERS AND COULD TRY A PIECE OF THEIR "SPECIAL SOUFFLÉS" (THEY ARE TO DIE FOR...)
I don't know who the hell wrote this nonesensical text but he shows to have no idea whatsoever. If women's work would only be having babies and he were one of them, that woman should be fired for an awful work.
Is it right that the largest part of the Japanese gangsters consists of 'B-min's?