Talk:Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time

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I wanna know 20-10. Hank J. Wimbleton

Taken from the Pee Review:

Humour: 9 The list items were sometimes hit and miss, but overall kept me laughing most of the time. The opening paragraph is really too random to be funny, though. Read UN:HTBFANJS for ideas. Remember, satire is funniest when close to the truth.
Concept: 7 Not very original, but OK
Prose and formatting: 7 Very listy. But there's really nothing you could do to fill it out beyond what you've done. I'd recommend a paragraph or two thrown in at a couple more spots, like the end. These can help your list be less of a, well, list. A few weird senteces, nothing too bad.
Images: 5 Not nearly enough images, but the one you have is good. I highly recommend UN:PIC
Miscellaneous: 9 I liked the article. A solid list.
Final Score: 37 A lot of the people on the site see the word list and go HOLY CRAP DELETE IT NOW!! However, check out Uncyclopedia:Writing lists for tips on how to make your list (which I found very funny, BTW) among the best.
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OHHH!!! One month later and it goes up 13 points! I knew that Batman picture would help greatly! Hahaha! I still would appreciate some help. That extra 13 points was mostly because of my work. I'll look for some more pictures later. I plan on putting this on VFH once I get some more pictures. I really think this could get featured with a little bit more work. --Dexter111344 00:15, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

It's got a shot for VFH, if you keep at it. Get a friend to read it over and tell you what's good and what is unnecessary.(If you don't have a friend, take one of mine, they're all annoying) Good Luck! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:22, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Needs more "I don't like sand" and "Are you an angel"

seriously there worse then everything that is on the list. --Deuxhero 18:06, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

There is a difference between bad funny and just plain stupid. Those are just plain stupid. Well, we do have the angel line already... If you'd actually read the list you'd know that... --Dexter111344 00:15, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

edit From Pee Review 2

edit Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time

I put this on here about a month ago. It only got a 24. I got rid of some of the pick-up lines I didn't find funny, fixed most of the grammar amd formatting problems, changed some other lines, ect. I even added a picture! Too bad it is the only picture I could find that fit. Other picture recommendations are welcome. Thank you for reviewing this in advance! For the previous review, check the articles talk page. --Dexter111344 20:13, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Humour: 9 The list items were sometimes hit and miss, but overall kept me laughing most of the time. The opening paragraph is really too random to be funny, though. Read UN:HTBFANJS for ideas. Remember, satire is funniest when close to the truth.
Concept: 7 Not very original, but OK
Prose and formatting: 7 Very listy. But there's really nothing you could do to fill it out beyond what you've done. I'd recommend a paragraph or two thrown in at a couple more spots, like the end. These can help your list be less of a, well, list. A few weird senteces, nothing too bad.
Images: 5 Not nearly enough images, but the one you have is good. I highly recommend UN:PIC
Miscellaneous: 9 I liked the article. A solid list.
Final Score: 37 A lot of the people on the site see the word list and go HOLY CRAP DELETE IT NOW!! However, check out Uncyclopedia:Writing lists for tips on how to make your list (which I found very funny, BTW) among the best.
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edit More if you want them

I didn't read the entire list of what is on the page, so if these may repeat whats already on there, but if not, add what you want.

  • My friend over there just wanted to know what you think about me.
  • (Walk into the locker room while they're taking showers. Go past every shower stall where a boy is showering, and chant:) No, no, no, YES! No, no, no, YES! No, no, no, YES!!!
  • I just saw your name on the bathroom wall in a list of "local guys to avoid," but I don't believe everything I read.
  • You looked alot better on myspace
  • You're ugly, but you intrigue me.
  • You're so hot; I'm getting tan just standing next to you.
  • If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
  • Okay, here I am. So what were your other two wishes?
  • For use in certain areas of Arkansas and Alabama: "Nice tooth"!
  • I've been huntin' all my life, and I've never seen a rack like that!
  • For a fat cunt, you don't sweat too much.
  • How about we lock lips and throw away the key?
  • We've got a lot in common, 'cept you have your phone number and I don't.
  • I'll be your cholesterol, just to find a way into your heart.
  • I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I am the only one talking to you.
  • All my life, I imagined exactly what the girl of my dreams would look like, and it seems I made a mistake. I thought your eyes would be blue.
  • Oh, I'm sorry -- you looked really cute from far away.
  • its women like you that make believe in angels
  • Damn -- all those curves, and me with no brakes!
  • My boyfriend said it's okay if I date other people while he's in prison.
  • I apologize for staring at you from across the room all night long. I should have gotten a better seat hours ago.
  • Hey, you know Pokémon? Well, can I have a Pi-ka-chu?
  • Keep watching, i might do a trick
  • If you were booze, I'd want to die of liver failure.
  • You look like my fourth boyfriend. And I've only had three.
  • You must be this tall to ride me
  • You must have onion booty, 'cause you just made a grown man cry.
  • (For musicians.) I'm a fermata -- hold me!
  • My psychic said I'd meet the love of my life tonight, but you'll do fine for now.
  • May I be the next jealous boyfriend to slash your tires?
  • I think, er, heaven hurt you and -- no, wait. Um, do you believe in walking by love at first sight? No that's not it, uh, I have Windex in my...no. Oh, screw it, wanna fuck?
  • Your eyes are browner then when I look back at my freshly conceived diarreah/
  • Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.
  • Um, you've got something in your eye. Oh, never mind -- it's just a sparkle
  • Your eyes are greener than the scum in my fish tank.
  • Did someone just turn on a fan, or was that you blowing me away?
  • What's a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • You're not near as fat as my friend said you were.
  • If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.
  • You know, my lips aren't going to kiss themselves
  • Your body is a wonderland. Can I be Alice?
  • If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
  • (Hand a girl a rose.) I just wanted to show my rose how beautiful you are.
  • You have monkey wrench eyes; every time I look in them my nuts tighten.
  • Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!
  • I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?
  • I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 7to 10 inches and you
  • Wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
  • You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
  • You must play the trumpet, cos you sure made me horny!
  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
  • Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
  • Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  • Do you want to see something swell?
  • Hey... somebody farted; Lets get out of here
  • Hi I'm a necrophiliac! How good are you at playing dead?
  • are you fucking?
  • I'm better then the Titanic. Only 200 wo/men went down in the Titanic
  • If you where homework i'd be doing you on my desk
  • Somebody call the cops. This girl just stole my heart.
  • Are you wearing astournaut pants?...cuz your butt is out of this world!!!
  • Is there a cell phone in your pocket because that arse is calling me.
  • Nice legs,when do they open?
  • Are you single, because if you're not you could really ruin this moment for me.
  • This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
  • I was hoping maybe later you could come over and help me with my math homework. We could subtract our clothes, add a bed, divide your legs and multiply.
  • look the girl/guy up and down, concentrating on his/her crotchal area and then say, "Are you going to eat that?"
  • Are you from Nashivelle, cause your the only TEN-I-SEE!
  • I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
  • I don't have a lot of money but if I could get a picture of your smile I never have to pay my electricity bill again
  • How about I let you buy a drink for me and take advantage of me?
  • I'm writng a phone book, can I have your name and number?
  • "Do you fuck on first dates?..... well, in that case, how about your last?"
  • Do I tantalise your twat buds?
  • Is that a magnet in your pocket? - Cause my buns of steel are being attracted to you.
  • Can I have a picture of you to show Santa what i want for Christmas?
  • Hey, lets play army men
  • I'll lie down you blow me up
  • Can i borrow 50 cents?(what for).

So i can ring your mum up and tell her that you won't be home tonight.

  • DO U WANT TO HAVE a 68ER?

THATS WHERE YOU SUCK ME OFF AND I'LL OWE YOU ONE.

  • Want to Aussie kiss?

It's the same as a French kiss but you go down under

  • If i could change the alphabet, U & I would be together!
  • My face will be leaving in about 5 minutes!

Id like you to be on it!

  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Is your name icy pole?

Cause it like to lick you up and down!

  • Is your name candy?

You look sweet to eat!

  • If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter,

Would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

  • Say, did we go to different schools together?
  • Are you tired?

Cause you've been running through my mind for a while!

  • Want to fuck?

Then would you mind lying down while i have one?

  • There's something about you that I like

But i can't put my finger on it yet

  • I might not be Fred Flintstone

But Ill sure make your bed rock

  • Do you have God's phone number?

I need to call him and tell him one of his angels is missing.

  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Phan-pha,maheep da gore?
  • Do you believe sex sells?

So if i fucked your sister would you buy me a beer?

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cause i can really see myself in your pants

  • I lost me number, can i have yours?
  • Sit on me face and ill guess your weight
  • My names (your name) it means those who's testicles defy gravity!
  • I'm new in town.

Could you give me directions to your bedroom?

  • Could you show me your main attractions?
  • How bout a pizza and a fuck?

Or don't you like pizza?

  • Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway
  • my name is (your name) but you can call me tonight
  • Would you like to come to my place and watch a video?

How about coming over and making a video then?

  • know anything about clocks?

Whack 2 hands and a face on this! (point at crotch))

  • How's about Chinese food and my spring roll?
  • Do you have a map, because i keep getting lost in your eyes.

--Maniac1075 07:10, March 31, 2010 (UTC) HEY BABY WANNA FUCK Me and my hubby's fav of 2010, so far.... "You put the tramp in trampoline." The effectiveness of this line depends on your surrondings and the amount of alcohol consumed the person you are using it on.

edit 79...

Sounds like an opening to a ford advert

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Woman:"is it a falcon?"

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Narrator: One can choose Falcon for all New exterior design, Mechanical cutting edge, internal silence, more comfortable seats, Power direction, economy (Ka-ching!)

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Female singers: uu-uu!

Narrator: Comprehensive air conditioning

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Narrator: Key commands, digital clock, panoramic mirrors, different colors, softer upholstery, Inertial belts ...

One can choose Falcon Why is Falcon

STRONG, POWERFUL SOLID-EFFICIENT LOVED BY ALL ALWAYS quoted!

New Ford Falcon For new and Falcon ..


Singers:Ford Falcon Ford, Ford Falcon Falcon

Inspired by this: <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Yk0TlN9qA80" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> i dont mean to send anyone to youtube.

--UnMathew (talk) 11:42, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

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