Talk:World War I (video game)

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It has come to my attention that there is a broken and/or misleading link that leads to this page. Anybody with info please contact me. --Savethemooses 17:41, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)

That was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. Or maybe a drop of semen. --Marcos Malo 02:00, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Just an idea, but whoever it is, stop putting links to unfunny, unrelated, old ebaums world crap. --Joachim22 09:04, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Waco standoff

We really should do one of the Waco standoff... would be a riot.

edit Wikifying participants

  1. I know that generaly you should only wikify the first the occurance but I think it would look pants if I did.
  2. Yes some of them are red links, change if you want!
  3. Also only some refernces in the conversation are wikified, again change to all or none if you want.
  4. I did it all in one edit so it should be easy to undo if you want.

Cheers --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 12:45, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

koolz. --Savethemooses 21:37, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

haha, fucking genius. I haven't laughed so hard all week *thumbs up* --Freebasser 13:51, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

edit we need a world war II like this!

  • H1tl3r has entered the game*

someone write it up!

There already is one [1], could do a Korea, Vietnam or maybe falklands, however. --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 23:43, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
J0hns0n: W1ls0n you noob give me a hand.
W1ls0n: Piss off my clan mate 3d3n told me about the "help" you gave him on the Suez map.
d3Gau113: Too fucking right.
H00 ch1 M1nh: Hah we already pwned you anyway d3Gau11e.

edit War Games starring Matthew Broderick

A whole section of war video games would be great, if done well.

American Civil War (video game)

Korean War (video game)

Vietnam War (video game)

Invasion of Grenada (video game)

All for the taking. Gulf War (video game) has been done now (and quite well), but should probably be changed to Iraq War.

--Savethemooses 17:33, 10 Sep 2005 (UTC)

edit WWII Suggestion

here's a suggestion for WWII:

Italy: shyt I was in the team, U fags.. where' my fukin reward. I'm siding with German_Emp now.

Weimar_Rep: i renamed my username, foo. But hey , maybe U can teach me that little thing called Fascism. I wanna go HEAVY METAL. I am tired of depressed EMO state

Italy: k!

  • Weimar_Rep has renamed itself 3rd_Reich*

3rd_Reich: How do I look...

Italy: super! Let's have a fascist clan called "The Axis"

3rd_Reich: Franc3... UK.. I am coming after ya'

Franc3: No way! My manigot line'll stop ya!

3rd_Reich: we'll see!

  • 3rd_Reich has discovered blitzkreig*

3rd_Reich: We have Blitzkreig. time to fry some n00bs

Italy: hey.. I want to get a n00b

3rd_Reich: Try Albania

Italy: K-Zog u r albanian ass i z fried

K-Zog: OMG NO! This sucks

  • K-Zog has left the game*

USSR: I don't like ya but can I fry n00bs with ya?

3rd_Reich: k!

Poland: WTF?! I am not a n00b

3rd_Reich: lol. die... n00b

USSR: Die!

  • Poland has left the game*

Franc3: ya fascists suck... buncha bullies

UK: fascism is ghey

O-Mos: I disagree

UK: STFU traitor.

USSR: Ya.. Fascism is lame. Communism iz teh shit

Franc3: ha. 3rd_Reich's war is phony.... fukin poser.

UK: he's so blockaded

3rd_Reich: I'll show you a little trick called Weserubung!

DanishDude: Weser- Ubung.... that means we're fried! ack!

3rd_Reich: u r a n00b but you can always be my reichkommissariat, bitch!

DanishDude: k!


3rd_Reich: Norway... here I come, join my 1337 aryan clan or die!

Vikdun_the_Quizzle: 3rd_Reich I dig ur style and your heavy metal attitude. Fascism is leet!

3rd_Reich: kewl, just help us when we come over. and let us use ur bases for our Uboats

Vikdun_the_Quizzle: deal!


3rd_Reich: UK... now I'll pwn u r navy w/ my 1337 U-boats.

Franc3: OMG! OMG! OMG!

3rd_Reich: Franc3.... now I'll h4x0r my way around u r shitty line.

The_Dutch: Hey that's no fair...

3rd_Reich: taste my blitz... n00b!

The_Dutch: Oh syt. this sucks!

  • The_Dutch has left the game*

Belgian||Waffles : omg. we're next.

3rd_reich: haha! u r waffles are toast. feel my heavy fukin metal, baby!

VNV: fascism is kewl

Teh_Rex: +1

3rd_Reich: care to join my 1337 SS unit?

VNV: k! I will.

Teh_Rex: me 2.

LuxEMbourg: howdy, 3rd_Reich. I'm a level 1 newb, don't hurt me.

3rd_Reich: Franc3, j00 r next. i already fuked u r shitty maginot line in teh ass

UK: we'll help Franc3

3rd_Reich: ha! we got ur ass pwned in Dunkirk.

UK: Holy shyt! evactuate!

3rd_Reich: I'm Marchin' on to paris :D :D

Italy: kewl.

Franc3: OMG OMG OMG! This can't be... I'm a level 60 colonial power. I cant be pwned like this! Shyt Shyt Shyt!

3rd_Reich: Ha! I pwn3d u at last!

Italy: Ha! Ha! I just nibbled at your southern border!

3rd_Reich: see even Italy pwns j00!

Franc3: don't kill me! plz!

3rd_Reich: u can be my bitch and hold on tight for the ride.

France3: I have no other choice

  • Franc3 has renamed itself Vichy_France*
  • Free_France has entered the game*

3rd_Reich: Now, Vichy France... all your bases are belong to us. Your U-boat bases, that is... give 'em to me

Free_Franc3: no never!

Vichy_France: STFU, commie-lover!

3rd_Reich: Don't worry... My 1337 SS units will get 'em

edit Turkey and Ottoman empire?

Aren't they the same country? Why are they two different players?

I think Turkey represents post Ottoman collapse anatolia.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 00:36, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit Simply Excellent

  • An act of pure genius -- 12:04, 13 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Seconded. Good work guys. 01:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
      • Fucking hilarious, good job guys. This would definitely be funny for vietnam! -- 23:52, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Screenshot Added

I took five minutes to make a screenshot for what was surely a riveting game. --EON_MagicMan

edit This article used to be a lot funnier

I remember seeing this article sometime last year and it was funnier than it is now. Now it seems to be over edited, which made it longer and in some cases, even boring. I suggest people protect all articles once they become featured to prevent "over-editing." However, edits to a featured article can only be made by senior members or through community discussion, otherwise, anything new that people think up can be made into their own creative piece. This suggestion implies a different policy from that of, but in the end, I think it will keep the uniqueness that makes these featured articles shine.-- 02:07, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

I actually agree with the fact that this article has become over-edited. As for protecting featured articles, I don't know how that would fly with people on here. But cruft-ification is indeed a problem with featured articles. ---- Moose2 Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer and WotM 18:13, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
The facts are what makes it funny.--Death motor 17:21, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

edit another idea

Why isn't the oft-mentioned "Human-Kitten War" or whatever it's called included?

edit russian revolution

where are the provisional leaders?

edit Rumania

Must Die!

edit German_Emp

The name of Germany used to be German_Emp, but now it's been chaged to Germin8or, but the picture of the US reciveing the Zimmerman telegram shows them cursing German_Emp. The name should be changed back.

edit This article is gret as it is. However...

It needs an ending scoreboard at LEAST, if not scoreboard updates each time to hte next section begins. Partially because it'd help the video game atmosphere and partially because this article needs to provide a little more of a reminder that war is hell. Barcode711 14:34, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

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