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In the Uncylopedia Universe, is Wisconsin a state or a planet? --Hessef 05:11, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC) Oh, and should this be merged with Cheeselen. --05:13, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Neither. It's a commonwealth. (Dunno. Sorry.) --Flammable CUN 05:16, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Could some one change the article to say that Wisconsin has better cheese then California? --marshmellok 11:46, 22 Aug 2009 (UTC)

edit Summer and too pricy

First off, I don't understand the "too pricy" joke. Do people not sya that in other states? More importantly, summer in Wisconsin is unbearably hot, and I've gotten a sunburn from going to a Brewer's game.

P.S. Scott Walker and Brett Farve Suck go Packers!

edit Ummmmmm

Wisconsin is a liberal state. The People's Republic of Madison is the headquarters of the Democratic Party and we've had a democratic gov'nr for longer than I can remember... we've voted for the democrat in every election since Reagan also... you know, that election where 49 states voted for Reagan... 05:03, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Also, add links to Racine. 19:17, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Possible image ?

Marijuana tax stamp wi1

Could someone add this image? 04:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Template

The template {{US states}} should be {{USstates}}.

edit Um, that's Hamms, from Minnesotat

If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters," might live in Wisconsin.

edit You imply road construction ends at some point

Road construction in wisconsin never ends. road construction workers have to stand out in the freezing cold all winter long. this is probably because officials in charge of such things are drunk, all the time. this is especially dangerous because the legal minimum intoxication level of drivers in wisconsin is .02, failure to meet the minimum can lead to an individual forfeiting their packer's jersey. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

edit Just throwin this out there.....

so, talk The preceding unsigned comment was added by Naruhina00 (talk • contribs)


"Sit down, young ones, and I'll tell ye me tale..." So began the old wart, sitting there in the dark corner of this foul, dingy tavern in which were had no recourse but to shelter from the torrential storm which jostled about outside, beyond the creaking walls.

His clothing, appearing rancid in the light from the candle which sat upon the filthy table, reeked of more odors than beer, vomit, and hog offal, but I dared not attempt to identify them.

My companions, them being a small, hooded girl of 12, a diminutive goblin begrudging disguised as a dog, and our eerily sapient cat, all stood a small distance away, warily minding the other patrons while taking caution not to eye them too conspicuously, as I engaged the fat, smelly man in hopes that he would provide the first clue as to the whereabouts of our interest. Correct that: a quick glance to verify the condition of my party revealed a distinct absence of the cat, as was his wont.

I returned my eyes to our odious contact, only to see that his eyes were leveled at me in a manner which seemed far too sober for the countenance from which they peered.

"Or, perhaps you'd rather attend to your search elsewhere." he gurgled under his breath. 'Search'? What did he mean by that? I had only floated a passing interest in his tales, and had intimated nothing regarding my ulterior motives! Or, had I?

My mouth slacked open, and I was formulating a reply, but then his mouth opened wider, from whence emerged a loud belch, rippling his lips in an obscene fashion. ...

TheCan (talk) 01:01, November 5, 2014 (UTC)

edit Cheesehead hat

No clue why I'd be the first to upload an image; i couldn't find any others. If there was some kind of problem, I'd ask that it remain here, as I will also cross-reference it in another page I'm in process of writing. TheCan (talk) 00:36, November 5, 2014 (UTC)

edit Summer and Illinois

Someone should change the Fourth of July frost thing to drought (happened in 2014 I think) and add a State Enemy thing, including a link to Illinois

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