Talk:Windows 95

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edit Rewrite pl0x

I want to request a rewrite for this page but I'm too lazy to do it myself I'm too busy to do it at the moment. -- ¢αρтαιη ηєяd! Smite lightningThe Mass Of CrapSmite lightningClick here or everyone dies

I think that it's arguable which quotes are "better".

“We have truly created something beautiful.”
~ Bill Gates on Windows 95
“Oh Fuck!”
~ Apple on Windows 95

“ Pwned.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Apple

“Awwww shit!”
~ Windows 95 user
“douche bags.”
~ Linus Torvelds on Windows 95

“What do you mean that is SUPPOSED to happen?”
~ Bill Gates on using Windows 95 for the first time
“Yes, now they will have to use a Mac”
~ Apple on what would have made sense but never happened after Windows 95
~ Windows 95 user

-AtionSong 00:10, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

I think the first paragraph is total crap. This needs a major overhaul. It simply is not funny at all.

edit Major Rewrite

I did a major rewrite of this. The entire page was failing, there were inconsistencies within it - just overall bad. I tried to keep as much content as possible, but there was a lot cut down, cut out, moved around, etc. I think this makes it hold together better as an article, and loses a lot of the Stupid and Not Just Funny. -AtionSong 02:06, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

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