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The Paris Hilton thing is a little too obvious.
Added a "whores for dummies" section. Evilcoffee 06:09, 13 June 2008 (UTC)Evilcoffee
edit Sex is on, yes?
I always thought I was paying them to leave afterwards not actually paying them for sex.
Soviet russia joke No one has added a "In Soviet Russia" Joke. I was thinking perhaps "In Soviet Russia whores pay you! --Addys 08:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
...you will eventually find yourself having an orgasm. Now it's time to pay the whore the agreed price, and leave.
No. Whores soon learn that they need to get paid upfront.
And if for some reason you can't an orgasm or suffer premature ejaculation, they still keep the money.
edit Grammar mistake?
"hears Tom with the weather."
Was that on purpose??? I'm correcting it. --126.96.36.199 15:35, August 31, 2012 (UTC)