Talk:Westboro Baptist Church
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Groovy. --188.8.131.52 16:08, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
- The fact that most of those pictures are original is about the saddest thing I've ever seen... 06:28, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Just adding something here that I sent to Shirley, may lead to uberlol in the future. I think you went overboard, there. The teacher wasn't trying to throw out the idea of "God hates fags", rather the line "God hates fags and their 'nablers." From what you've written, it sounds like a poem was to be created, and one cannot create something that's already written. The teacher wanted the child to create something new, not to slap old together until it makes something new. Also, I wish I had half the hate that you have, with it, I could truly accomplish something.
Like killing all the humans. Oh yes, I would like that.... All of them. Every last one. Mankind was never meant to go to heaven, our only option left is to what level of hell will we go. Yes, even you and I will be going. God knows the Pope will be. But I do want to ask one thing of you, if you hate this country so much, then why are you still here? There is nothing stopping you... Unless you wish to spread more of your hate. I doubt that there is much hatred in Kansas, though there's plenty everywhere else.
And when will your collective speak out on the evils of drugs? Seriously, the protests of the dead soldiers' funerals are just getting old. You should move on to the next evil and try your best to smite it.
I am glad to have someone like you on the side of hate alongside me, I truly feel as though our work may lead to something. --Justin Savage
edit HEATH LEDGER
Go on put something on about Heath Ledger i'll be your friend ha his first name is even Heath like Hampsted Heath
edit come on
"God is everything so he is bi" thats just sick
edit WBC can go to hell!
edit ...why is the WBC website blacklisted?
I found it humorous enough to attempt to link to it, but found it blacklisted. How come? Rickyrab 03:14, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
edit Prank Call
edit Danish research
A not very heavily refunded research team located in Aalborg, Denmark while researching second city comedy club business success in hopes that Denmark could someday have its very own 3rd city comedy club began noticing some unusual links in one of the files they cracked at second city. At first they believed that these were just tracks from somebody storing news stories from the internet. But later they came to understand that second city was helping write material for Westboro Baptist Church. Locked in Second Cities most secretive file was information that Fred Phelps, founder of Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) in 1955, was also the founder of Second City and one of its original comedians in 1959 having become disillusioned that nobody in Topeka, Ks had understood that the Wesboro Baptist Church, while having the look and feel of a church, was a comedy act developed by Fred to lampoon the true service of God. After forming Second City Fred saw that it was successful but quickly returned to the confines of Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) to scale up the humour from subtle to outrageous and farcical. This was well before Andy Kaufman decided to take on this form of reality based comedy. The Danish goverment, as of late 2013, has yet to complete funding for this project to allow their findings to be authenticated by Swedish and French researchers before publication. The report is expected to include that Fred hopes to issue, as his final dying words "God hates Fags"...."oooooh" (in pain) then...."GOTCHA" at which point he dies and the world's greatest comedy act ever ends. The report will also conclude that Denmark should not open a 3rd City comedy club as Danish humour is at best inadequate in comparison to that of the WBC (We Be Comedy). —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
- Doesn't make the cut. Don't type your contribution above someone else's signature. 19:47 16-Oct-13