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|This article was nominated for deletion on June 20, 2008.
The result of the discussion was Keep.
I just hate it when people have a crap imagination. Edited it to be what this bullshit of an artical is today.
I added this to the end of the football section, remove it if you don't like it.
"On the 11th December 2006, the Chief Beholder of the Butchers Knife of Ham, Alan Pardew angered His Imperial Majesty Emperor Eggert Magnússon by sleeping with his wife, this led to Alan Pardew being cut up and processed into sausage meat for the hungry Reading fans who have disliked Pardew since he buggered off to West Ham."