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Dear concern citizen,
I just want to ask you a favor if you could help me with somethings? I want to know some of the email addresses of korean immigration that you know... I just want to report people whos been overstaying and illegally staying in korea and people that doing illegal activities in the said country. I'm hoping that you could reply my message as soon as you can so we can stop them as soon as posible...here is my email add: email@example.com thank you and have a safe day ahead!!!
- "Concern citizen"? You're almost certainly in the wrong place. We have a strict policy to follow. See UN:N for why no one can help you.
- Dear sir/ma'am/thing/undetermined,
- We as Uncyclopedia of the people cannot comply your request with. The contacts of agents secretly are muchsecret and may be revealed not to outsiders. Please to address complaints to nearstation of handling, thankyou. As to activities as illegal, is top secret and you must it keep quiet. If not compliance, will be much consequences. Thanksgood, 04:54, 10 January 2008 (UTC)