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There is an incorrect fact on this page. It states that Hillary Clinton's vagina eats babies, but it is common knowledge that she is actually a man, and therefore has no vagina to eat babies with.

Fair point in most cases, but do recall, this is Hilary Clinton, and therefore, the laws of anatomy (caught myself- almost said "human anatomy") do not apply.

Take that back!!! Fuckin racists how dare you make fun of islam Muslim in Mecca performing oral sex on Allah's vaginaThe term vagina also typically refers to cities, states or countries with the characteristics of a vagina. For example, Toronto, Ontario in the summer can be considered a vagina because it is hot (near body temperature), humid (90%+ relative humidity), smells like rotting garbage (unwashed), and additionally gives birth to all Canadian hubris (reproductive function). Similar conditions exist for countries such as Taiwan ROC and states such as Florida in the summer.

I would like to note about this pargraph. It talks about the Islam religion and I think it's not fair to talk about some thing you don't know about it. I'm a muslim and what we do in Mecca this isn't an oral sex this is our religion like every one have their own beliefs.

I apologize but this is a satirical site and priority is given to being funny, not being sensitive to what religions say. --Allahgator 12:51, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
True, but it really isn't all that funny.

""""Oh fuck up you whiney Muslim bastards, dont go playing the fucking racist card over a fucking joke, every other culture can take a joke about themselves and their religions, Im a fucking catholic and theres plenty of jokes about us so fucking what, this site is desgined to be humourous to people, they are not forcing you to read this so and smoke a fuckin bong and chill out.""""

Love from- Mr Fuck U. Kuhnt.

Auckland New Zealand.

edit Template/Award/Whatever

Moving this:

Ice cream fresh This vagina smells funny

...and has been awarded a ice cream-scented air freshener.

To this page - just trying to douche (clean up) the article page and there is too much crap going on. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:23, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that this page is cleaner "image-wise" than wikipedia's article on vagina? I don't know, I just think it's funny. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:19, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

This is a very funny subject. But please do NOT offend any one's religion. Everything in this world is not for silly humor. I am a Muslim and I would urge you to please don't bring Muslim religion into this vagina topic.

Thank You

This site is meant to be offensive. We're doing a good job, thanks for the feedback. Tell us how we can be more offensive. --Allahgator 13:01, 18 February 2008 (UTC)


Thank you for approving this page! --Allahgator 00:05, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

i thought it was funny! Was'nt it meant to be funny?, so why argue? suck it up my muslim friend (not really) this is a random person that wnt on uncyclopedia because i was bored and thought this article was going to give me a good laugh -says this in whisper form-

we make fun of all religions here. I am catholic and they make fun of that religion too, but I don't get mad. This site is meant to offend. There's pages on racism, gay bashing and stuff like that so if you don't like it leave, but don't mess up articles. Have you seen what they say about Jesus? this isn't a theocratic website or the bible so whatever they say is obviously fake so don't get mad. Trrri333 17:22, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

also, who blocked this page from editing and WHY THE HELL did someone do that? Trrri333 17:27, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

This article was locked out due to flameing a while back, and the issuies which you've been delving in to... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:42, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Dam this article is locked. I was going to add "Vagina is the capital of Saskatchewan."

edit Unlock?

This has been locked for a while. I need to add category:Vagina to it. --Mnbvcxz 18:21, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Done -- sannse@fandom (talk) 19:37, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Proof sexism is wrong!

As a woman, I would say that I'm more mature and smarter than most of the "men" that visit this page. I'm not sexist, just according to many of the pages here, which include sexual jokes, profound mammary fetish, and sexism. In fact many of you aren't mature enough to be "men". You are actually boys. I don't focus on shopping, shoes, etc. I don't spend all my time in a kitchen. Majority of my time is spent at work. You boys are so sexist. Also, your brain is mostly composed of sexism, breasts, sex, and watching sports on TV. I've met other males who are mature and have good personalities. No wonder why you don't have a girlfriend. --GLaDOS 02:35, April 25, 2011

Would pages about profound uterus fetishes be any better? --Mn-z 13:39, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
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