Talk:Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)

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edit What are you doing on this talkpage?

Why aren't you out buying a ShamWow!® right fucking now? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:04, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Because I'm poor. I make due with used kleenex. CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
But ShamWow!® makes that crap look like shit! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:56, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Now see, if it made crap look like gold I would totally buy it. CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:59, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Pah! Watch the ad again! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:25, 7 May 2009 (UTC)!
If ShamWow can soak out all the grease from a Big Mac and Fries, I'd buy it. CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:45, 10 May 2009
That's the least of ShamWow!®'s power! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:11, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

edit On a related note

Wanted categories make Sycamore sad :( He uses them to find wikipedia sporks and the like. --Mnb'z 06:52, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Happy? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Better, but I think I can fix it a bit. --Mnb'z 16:30, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes you can. I can't. Any code I use I just stole from another page. I'm like that. I'm a code thief. I walk on my tiptoes and make the "plink-plink-plink" sound and everything! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:10, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Hmm

I bet you just discovered that we have an Unfomercials space. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:11, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

I'd take that bet (and lose), but luckily I'm against gambling. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:26, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Holly Fucking Wow!

I'm sure to buy one now!! I mean, as a coke head I spill cola all the time!! That there ShamWow is sure to soak that shit up!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

edit lame

totally lame The preceding unsigned comment was added by Roman Dog Bird (talk • contribs)

And by that I assume you mean "totally fucking awesome". It's the only logical conclusion. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:22, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
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