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omg it'd be funny if you use this picture [] and say something like "all three female ubuntu users" roffle
- Well do that yourself then 188.8.131.52 18:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
Somebody should update this for Dapper Drake. 184.108.40.206 18:38, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
- Och, balls. Now Edgy Eft is out we'll have to change it again... and "feisty beast" is in the pipelines. I wonder if that's a working title though...
Masturbating Monkey. That's brilliant!
Doesn't Ubuntu mean...
... "I don't know how to install Debian, help!" ? ;P 220.127.116.11 19:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
you know how the forums have coffe beans? how bout 'ubuntu is a type of coffee tree, native to parts of africa, especially the southern regions. Ubuntu is the only known species to have survived zero gravity in space.' or something like that. I know it would need a lot of work, expanding, etc, but it could be funny.
Some of this sucks
Some parts of this article suck. Some jokes are more offensive than funny. I guess I have some work to do... meh. Please read this article before posting s***,
--MC707 03:08, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Lolz, just found out there is also another fork (spoon?) called Super Ubuntu
// The information in this section is wrong. We're not at 'P' yet. This release is "Masturbating Monkey"
My bad didn't see that above. Please ignore. Although it is cleverer...
A lot of hostility, not a lot of funny
This article seems to just be sardonic for the sake of pure hatred. For instance, can someone show why Shuttleworth is evil for those of us not in the know.
I realize that these jibs are supposed to be there in the name satire, but I don't see the wrongs it's trying to right.
A little sublety might be nice as well.
I don't see releases "Wanking Walrus" and "Masturbating Monkey" mentioned anywhere in this article. Please fix this.