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An Appeal From The Author
This my attempt to rewrite this article, I can't believe it had only been a few days since Herman Cain uttered "Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan" and that someone had already written the article. Luckily for me, the current article was shit, had and ICU, and was politically irrelevant. I had a hard time deciding what direction to go with this, at first I was thinking wise cracks on Herman Cain, or perhaps a fictitious conspiracy. Instead, I decided to create a fictitious country, with a vividly detailed history. It took me a considerable amount of time to create this article and to make it somewhat politically relevant. Please do not rewrite this or edit it, if you wish to contribute, please discuss here. At most, I really do not want the history tampered with.
--ZTVstudios 06:31, November 13, 2011 (UTC)