From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

I may have to try fried toast sometime. Maybe it'll be the next time I decide to drink my roommate's awful vodka. -Bob the Mediocre 23:47 14 April 2005

wrong when you're plastered you eat kebabs or if not available kfc burgers

normal people eat toast for breakfast

edit Celebs on toast

Maybe someone should talk about the cool celebs that have their pics fired into toast...

heres a pic of sandra bullock in some toast:


edit Commonly Asked Questions on Toast

O_o Dont the two QA's contradict eachother? One says they're two completely different things, the next says bread is raw toast? --Kriskronqui 08:43, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Giant Toast

I like the giant moving toast background

p.s. the 'large' toast is life sized--Gelert 00:55, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Did It :)

"Toast" is now red link free --Fuck Signatures, I Give Up! 19:41, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

Personal tools