Talk:Thong

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This article could use a revising. It's not funny or hot. In fact, I'd say it was actually safe for work. Mightywayne 16:20, 14 July 2007 (UTC) PS: I'm not lazy, I'm unmotivated.

Include a ton of really insanely hot women sporting increasingly tinier thongs, and include a caption proclaiming that you should study each close. Then at the end claim that they, "just recieved a degree in how not to be gay. If you're a woman, then congratualtions, you just made the first steps towards a preparatory attempt at brave sexual experimentation (I mean, it's for the sake of the men, right? Your a woman, so clearly you feel joy in the oppurtunity to satisfy men. So why not try this? Jeeze, it's only sensible! Don't reference the fake article on women because I know the truth about you creatures.). Unfortunately that kinda degree doesn't really count as credentials, so you just waisted your time! Or did you... ? Alright, nevermind, I don't wanna hear about it. That's just nasty."

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