Meh is right. The gag is in the title, and repeated several times. A bit of variety would be nice.
I'm not a big fan of in jokes, but if you are you can do better than this. Why will it not be featured? Are you making fun of this article, featured articles in general, or the VFH process? A self-referential joke that pokes fun of how bad it is is very difficult to pull off.
Prose and formatting:
No glaring errors, but repetative.
Same gag, bland photoshop.
This isn't the worst article I've seen, it's just boring.
Basically this article doesn't need to exist. All it says is "the author was not feeling inspired". Being uninspired is something that happens to all of us now and then. My advice is to wait for it to pass before writing something for public consumption.