Talk:The Ultimate Warrior
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Brothers! Hulkster here! WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOO!!! URAGGGHHHHHH! AGGGHHHHHH!! unnnnnnnnnn.. WARRIOR! Brother, you are a cruis'n for a bruis'n. While I'm hang'n and bang'n, you are a rant'n and a ravi'n. Brother! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN.... You need to check yourself, before you wreck yourself, Warrior Brother. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNN.... WHATCHA GONNA DOOOO?!!
Greetings, humanoids. For those of you who just stepped off the boat, this is Bobby "the Brain" Heenan. The Ultimate Warrior will always forever be the worse there is, the worse there was, the worse there ever will be. The Ultimate Warrior is the "Total Package" when it comes to being a shitbag. For those that actually found an idiot storming around, pounding his chest, snorting and not making any sense an entertaining segment, you must have been dropped on your heads as children.
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What the fu- Mightywayne 15:02, 3 November 2007 (UTC)