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I haven't finished this article yet. I'm only about a third of the way through at best. And it's my first article.
So don't fucking delete it. MUCH OBLIGED, TA TA. Tobias the Incontinent 09:52, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
edit Headlines No-one Cares About
The independent is not so much a newspaper as a collection of pernicous vapours (so good article!). Also, I added the bit about headlines no-one cares about because a) it really happens and b) its often hilarious (radioactive sheep on a real newspaper!) I dont mind it getting huffed but I thought it was a sound idea.
EA Ruin Everything 23:44, 14 July 2006 (BST)