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The Clash is thee Best Band Ever!!!!
- Thanks for that Oscar Wilde quote, you made me splutter my tea everywhere, damn you! -- h2g2bob
- Nice, didn't get the Overpowered by Funck one or the (White Man) one until I looked here, but awesome none-the-less.
- The Clash is one of the best bands ever! I LOVE THEM!
this is easily the unfunniest article on uncyclopedia. did someone just copy paste from wikipedia? this is too informative. 188.8.131.52 02:48, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
ITS CUZ YA SUCK LOL NOOBCAEK
edit YAY AWESOME PAGE
I love editing this page and trying to make it funnier and sillier! Its one of my favourite pages! --Moonzeppelin 19:14, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
edit explanation for the songs
well, on the page there is a section on how the clash write songs about absurd shit, and i thought that i would explain what some of those things written meant.
- A partner who is addicted to heroin- Junco Partner
- The good chances of aquiring a great job- Career Oppurtunities
- Pondering the communication skills of Music- if music could talk
- getting lost in stores- Lost in the Supermarket
- Losing in actual fist fights with the Law- I fought the law and the law won.
- cities making phones calls and then burning- London Calling/ London Burning
- Rockers from the city of Clash- Clash City Rockers
- some guy named Rudie- Rudie Can't fail
- some guy, who apparently takes the Boston subway alot, not being able to Board across water.- Charlie Don't surf (Charlie is the guy who the Boston "Charliecard" (like the London "oystercard") is named after.
- Some chick cop, who busts junkies- Julies been working for the drug squad
- smelling very bad- Overpowered by Funk
- staying, ...or going- Should i stay or should i go?
- bombs of Spanish descent- Spanish Bombs
- bullets of American Northwestern descent- Washington Bullets
- blue coloured condoms- Protex Blue (which is a type of condom)
- riots that are apparently white in color- White Riot
- going to concerts with white skin- (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais
- some bloke named Jimmy that likes Jazz- Jimmy Jazz
- being indecicive about going from or staying in places- Should i stay or should i go?
- about parts of cities which own guns- Guns of Brixton (a borough of London)
- forgetting your name- Whats my name?
- Being bored with countries- I'm so bored with the USA
- Cities full of zombies- City of the Dead
- A rogue 3 step dance- Rebel Waltz (One of my additions, along wth the Where are they now section and the greatest hits albums)
- Dying, or being victorious- Death or Glory
- homophobic camel named Lebo Lebo Jamba Flavio Love Jesus Mantorras Maurito IIVXXCI. (which was never released)- ???
--Moonzeppelin 00:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)