Talk:Tesco

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you who wrote the entertainment section!!! Make yourself an account fool!!!

Willman 14:27, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)


It was me doing the entertainment part! --Stain 00:18, 22 April 2006 (UTC)


edit Adolf Hitler

Can anybody supply a reference for the Adolf Hitler founded Tesco reference? Guinness2702 01:31, 5 March 2006 (UTC)

It's common knowledge, dude. Ask a passing pedestrian. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:41, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Tesco's planned invasion of Denmark

Hmm... I would have thought that Uncyclopedia would have something on this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSi0D7KESk Into The Pink 18:01, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Man I love that show Time Trumpet! -- Hindleyite 18:23, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Hello all. It was me who added the direct quotes from Time Trumpet. I really should have have credited them, but meh, I want the credit for my funny 'addition' to "teh iNternetz" ;o) I did try to add as much as possible in context of the stuff here. I want to know which stupid, and not funny, person added all the crap about Gingers. Half of what you wrote doesn't even make any sense goddamit!

edit That damn Sid...

and his unhelpfulness... -- Hindleyite Converse 16:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)


edit Ethnic Tensions

Whoever wrote this is a genius. Would it not be funnier to change "Isle" (as in an 'island' ) to "Aisle" (as in an aisle in Tesco)? Hmm.. I'm undecided.

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