Talk:Stephen Hawking

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i was thinking about rewriting parts of this. Do I have permission? I was thinking about writing about how he is a very religious christian and communicates through a morse code of grunts. I like the uptime/retarted child --user:meltingwax


I was thinking about rewriting the entire thing with Hawking as the WOPR (aka joshua, from Wargames). I could get soundbites any everything ;) Guinness2702 12:42, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

Suppose this were rewritten with no punctualization, capitalization, or other emphasis put on any words... kinda like the way Hawking's machine talks for him...

This ^ would be brilliant. :p --AoifeB379 14:37, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Fuck, this is dire. We've even got Yoda whimsy, for fuck's sake. -- 23:50, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

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--Saturn1 (contributions) (talk) Cult 06:17, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

This is a very sad thing when you need to make fun of a smart man. I feel sorry for you if this is all you have in your life. With your energy to make fun of people you could resort to making some good things happen with this energy. I think you must be very envious of him to do this. That is what makes bullies be bullies. Too bad. I hope he never sees this site. 18:12, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

heck, I hope he does. At least that picture.--ThegrætsockpuppetofBobBoozerDriveinOmaha 17:30, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit You are all just jealous!

You are all just jealous because Stephen is such a great man! He is more man than any of you! *Cries* IM ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD!

That ^ should be a quote on the page, but I don't wanna add anymore quotes

This is sooo fucking offending. Seriously? this is possibly written by a 5-year old christian with down syndrome. --FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:27, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

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