Talk:Spam (electronic)

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Why is this article locked??? Plz unlock it, i want to add some new pics Should this article maybe be slit so there is internet spam and also a food spam article?

GREAT Level 2 headline

Thank you, it was good for me too -- 15:47, 24 Nov 2005 (UTC)


edit Web 2.0 ftl.

"What does the XMLHTTP interface library have to do with braindead kids"

You'd be surprised.

edit I think this needs an "oops" box

maybe like this one:

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for FREE PORN!!!?

edit This is hilarious


"Scan credit card number here to get FREE spam!" "Oh no! I got scammed!" "Oh no! It wasn't free!" --悪魔 09:24, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

LOL, that's classic. -- ¢αρтαιη ηєяd! Smite lightningThe Mass Of CrapSmite lightningClick here or everyone dies

edit Don't Do That!!!

Don't steal spam from other users. >_>--BEWARE OF THIS COMMUNIST USER!!! 15:13, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

  • Cheap diamonds!

edit Since the page is Semi Protected

Please add this page the the Category: [[Category:Pages that look like the things they're about]] . I felt that this page looks totally like spam and should be added. If this hasn't been placed by someone else I will place it as soon as my 3 day Probationary N00b Time Out ends. Sawblade5 08:26, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Since my Probationary n00b period ended I managed to make a edit to the article and made the change myself. I also cleaned up the broken images. Sawblade5 05:24, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Interactivity

This page needs a lot more image maps to make the buttons do stuff when clicked at.-- 12:39, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Monochrome

Roar! i am now eats ur face ass crack free pr0n online biatch! Click freaking here!!!!!!!!!!===>User: monochrome hahahaha all ur base are belong to t3h monochrome!

edit Hey

dont go over the top with the mock spam guys it used up half of my bandwidth

I refuse to reduce my spammage to match your bandwidth! -- ¢αρтαιη ηєяd! Smite lightningThe Mass Of CrapSmite lightningClick here or everyone dies
Try gettin sum moar bandwidth then... ? 11:53, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit 640 pages

I found a user called s.p.a.m.e.r.t.o.b.e.b.a.n.n.e.d. who made 640 identical pages. Was that a S.P.A.M. (Strange Page Ad(d)ing Machine) or just P.C. (Peculiar Computer)? Is spam handled as These pages are all the same and have been deleted? [[User:LPoet|LPoet]] ([[User talk:LPoet|speak]]) 19:51, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Funny spam banner got deleted from this page!

What happened to the "if this banner is flashing it's the end of the world" banner that was on this page the first time I read it and now that banner is gone? That banner was funny and really spammy plz put it back. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

That banner was ugly, and someone edited the article to remove it. You can probably look through the article history to find the link to the flashing banner and restore it, if you really liked that banner. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:09, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
Correction: the page is protected from IP and new editor edits. If you want to change this page, register with a user name and stick around, making decent edits, then you can change the page. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:11, October 17, 2014 (UTC)
It looks like Denza had the latest flurry of clean-up. Listen, Unsigned, not only are flashing banners ugly, writing a page about spam merely by being spammy is imitation, not really a new, clever idea. It might amuse you in the way that spray-painting a bridge abutment amuses the tagger; but a new reader looking for a real laugh will never come back. See what I mean? Spıke Ѧ 02:20 17-Oct-14

If the flashing banners are ugly why weren't they all deleted? Also, can I use my Wikia account here or would my uncyloedia account be seperate? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

No, it appears to be semi-protected. Imagine! we have had trouble from anonymous editors. Also, Uncyclopedia's username space is famously separate from the rest of Wikia; you'll have to pick a different username and settle in before gaining the ability to edit this article. But there are many others you can work on. Spıke Ѧ 16:29 18-Oct-14

You know what? Why don't we just delete all the flashing banners from this article. They're funny, but they are ugly. Maybe the banner should not be flashing and say something like "if this banner is red, it's the end of the world" or better yet "if you're reading this banner, it's the end of the world" because poking fun of stupid end of the world hoaxes would be hilarious. Also yes I am gonna create an account/username.

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