Talk:Soccer mom

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F*ck soccer moms! You wont to know why. One soccer mom got my favorite show on Nickelodeon canceled. She said that saying "Shut UP would scar children for life. And of course the station tryed to bleep out the word "UP" and then she accused the station of having swearing. So then they changed "SHUT UP" to "SHUSH UP". How retarted is that. Then she still said that saying shush up was worshiping the devil. WARNING: THE NEXT PARAGRAPH OF THIS TEXTED RANT CONTAINS, ALOT OF SWEARING!



WHY THE F*CK ARE THESE F**KING SOCCER MOMS RUINING PEOPLES LIVES! I WANT TO RIP THER B*TCH HEADS OFF! THEY ARE F**KING IDIOTS! AND ANOTHER THING THOSE B*TCHES NEED TO F**KING BURN IN HELL! (HUNH,HUNH,HUNH,HUNH,HUNH!)



I'm sorry I just hate those women. STUPID MOTHER FU--------------------------------------------------------! SINCERELY

                                                                                                    (--24.214.188.211 01:50, 16 June 2008 (UTC))

From my experience, soccer moms are today's version of the farmer's daughter. On occassion, you'll find a hot soccer mom like in a church-sponsored event where children are playing in an inflated ball drop rental thingie. Late at night, when "everyone" went home, it's the right place to play a game with mommy! Hey Junior, Mommie said she has a new best "friend". Your daddy hates mommy, tell him to...you're old enough to say it...FUCK YOU to him. Ok? And man, those soccer moms can really put out. Soccer moms are the best! Go get it. +

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