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Ladies and gentlemen... I'm having a guilty conscience here and I believe this has something to do with the article. I would like to highlight that, real shanty towns consist of poor people and I have sympathy for them (I'm not a cold-blooded monsters who huff kittens mercilessly all day long) but jokes aside, I would like to apologise for making such a parody of shanty town. I am aware that this is Uncyclopedia, but sometimes, there are some things you do that you can't help but apologise. The thing is, life in shanty towns are horrible (a fact, not a joke, a fucking fact!) and making parodies of it makes me feel horrible. I would like to point out that this is just a parody. I did not intend to insult shanty towns, despite the sarcasm in the article and if making this article makes me a bad person...I seek forgivness from the mighty Dark Lord Potatoes. BUT SERIOUSLY!!!!, I do feel sorry for the shanty town people. Please do not put this down, because I do have to be fucking serious once in a while. Writing this makes me feel better but if you want to improve this article go ahead. But don't fuck it up, please, because I'm considering on doing something special with this article. Thank you for reading this message.