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anthony smith was a wild animal in the 16th century believed to live for 121 years. Its mating time was believed to last 5 days and 5 hours, where the animal went through 789 females and had 1.6 mill orgasms. However, there was a down side as this animal also liked to mate with human females, who were believed to be witches, as the nightly screams of pleasure were horendous.
Its exrtremely large sex machine (3 feet) had embeded muscles allowing it to probe the female genitalia. furthermore, the tip of the 'rod' had special sensory cells allowing it to locate the g-spot and stimulate it by the means of chemicals and semen.
unfortunately, a homosexual got grips of anthony (name believed to be Tom Sumner ) where anthony was raped and so died of shock.
However, one hybrid offspring of Anthony Smith, in the human form, still exists, he has the same qualities. Where is he? How Does he do it? the only track of him is the trail of women, whose evening with the Anthony smith will never be forgotten.