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Well, son, sex is when a man and and a woman love each other very much and they lie down and they are naked and the penis goes in the vagina and that is sex but don't say a word of this to anyone because people get embarassed now eat your toad in the hole. Oh. Yes. I guess it is a bit like that. But I wouldn't tell your mum that you use food to describe sex.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
Needs Audio Version
Yes, this is indeed funny. It REALLY deserves an audio version.
It needs a picture.