Talk:Sergei Rachmaninoff

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I didnt really find anything funny about this page, why is it todays fetured article?

Because it is kind of like the Martin Van Buren article. If you take a ridiculous historical figure that little or no people totally understand and just insult him a lot, it's pretty amusing. And that sound file was pretty funny too. --Doovad 20:40, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey, this guy has some kind of trauma about these pieces...

edit The name

I wanna add this to the name: Sergei Vasilievich Rachmaninoff (Russian: Очень страшная музыка).

Why is the article locked?

The brainless oaf that "composed" this article is no doubt an uneducated prat with absolutely no understanding of classical music, no more than his multiple monkey theory at least!

It is disgusting to think that someone can be so low and primitive to write an article on a subject he knows nothing about. Youre aobviously a terrible musician who is jelous and has the maturity level of a 'in utero' unborn or a very rare steak!

I, doctor of classical music and piano performance find it an insult to the lifelong commitment that is classical training and for your information, Rachmaninov was known to be one of the greatest pianists ever to live, even compared to Chopin or Liszt, if you even know who those men were.

I do of course feel sorry for you and hope that your brain in deed does start to grow one day, and since i do not know who you are (and i must say that i am quite happy not to) you might even be dead.

You have to think about how you have insulted someone so immense in stature as Rachmaninov and should be ashamed of yourself as the entire classical world looks down and despises your commentary, as i have circulated it. I will do my best to make sure this page gets blocked!

Erm, satire website? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
He is taking the piss in a very eloquent manner, I'll give him that. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:44, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Surely you mean extracting the urine, my good fellow? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I beg your pardon. I, doctor of classical Hebrew and Zionist performance find it an insult to the liflong commitment that is Jewish training, and for your information I'm known to be one of the greatest writers in Hebrew ever to reside this plane of existence. I am, however, completely feces in English. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:53, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Here, here, old chap. I must say that is very handy to know. I'm in need of someone with a knowledge of matters Hebrew and Musical for a section of work that desperately needs some additions. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Category Issue

Can some admin replace Category:Russian with Category:Russians? --Mn-z 06:03, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

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