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This article is not funnyEdit

Why does this article pass for humor? It is about as funny as cancer. All it is, is a collection of smug little put-downs that have obviously been conjured up by some pompous little Englanders.

Check out the French and German sites for pages about Scotland that actually have humor in them.

(It's also quite strange how we can edit the Scotland, and Wales pages but not the England page. It is bias I wonder or just dreary English nationalism? - some are able to give it but not to take it. How childish.)

I agree Edit

There is little humour here. It's all about stereotypes and racism. Och, hoo can we no' mak fun o' oorsells withoot haein a go at ithers? There's a lot o' humour in Scotland; let's show it.

Who ruined the articleEdit

This used to be one of the funniest articles on uncyclopedia, it used to be light hearted fun, now it's a bunch of racist comments, just look at the introduction. It used to say something like "the Scottish parliament was designed by Manuel from Faulty Towers to make Edinburgh the Barcelona of the north" which was funny. Now it says “The Scots have a Parliament which was designed by Manuel from Fawlty Towers, and is a desperate (failed) attempt to make Edinburgh look like the "Barcelona of the North".” which sounds spiteful like the rest of article, if you hate Scotland then don't look it up on Uncyclopedia. Same goes for any anti-English comments, you don't have to hate England of you love Scotland.

I did this for nothingEdit

good day good sirs

Thanks to

I would like to thank this IP for helping proof reading the mess I've made; it's a top job, I hope you decide to stay:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:08, 6 April 2008 (UTC)


Please don't take the page personaly, i'm from Inverness originaly , the site(Unccylopedia) is intended to take the piss (see other countrys I.E England, Ireland) not make some critical point, you actualy removed slurs aginst the English and pulled out proper gramtical sentences as well!user:MMACKNIGHTMMACKNIGHT 08:44, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

here here, nice to see someone talking some sense on here.
DavefaceFMS ScottsigFlag 08:31, July 26, 2012 (GMT)


  • I'm a believer in the three R's Restoration,Regenration and err... no Raj's!!!
  • Hope people like my edits!!, I'm kind of hopeing for a page that competes with the other better countrys
  • Thanks for the help with the page!!!

Wiki Tiki God 20:15, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC) Edit

"Scotch Pride" Picture is on purpose. Only a moron would say Scotch instead of Scottish. Wait I just did, doh!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Zee Twdur Family vere Welsh

next person Edit

*yawn* Edit

Same old Anti-English crap from racist Scots.

As opposed to Anti-Scottish crap from racist Englishpeople?

English people don't care about / know where Scotland is, Calm down Scots guys and gals, you seem to have an inferiority complex. --CrabPope 23:37, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for that marvellous piece of anti-Scottish crap. You will find out where Scotland is at geography class - once you get to secondary school, that is. Garry Owen (talk) 11:04, December 25, 2014 (UTC)

It's still funny, especially with the language its written in. Bravo!

No, it's just stupid, with most of it just offensive without any humour.

That's what scottish humor is all about, silleh!! 07:10, 11 July 2007 (UTC)kinzukiwi

It's not a funny article at all. It's just a collection of insults by smug Little Englanders.

^^ Leave it out the Scottish are always insulting England and when we do it, they don't like it, we do it better it's simple

Yes we English people do write the better insults about ourselves... I mean the Scots.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:07, August 26, 2010 (UTC)

I found the article quite funny and not in the least bit insulting. If the sort of bigoted rubbish spouted by CrabPope (racists, inferiority complex, etc) appears in the article, then of course it needs to be reverted. But we need to be able to laugh at ourselves. 16:56, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I agree: we have got to be able to laugh at ourselves. Only yesterday I looked at myself in the mirror and spent three hours laughing hysterically at the grotesque and ridiculous sight that confronted me. Then I spent the next five hours sobbing. Rob da Knob 17:49, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

Is there a way to make the city list into two columns? ie: One for North and one for South. The List is sloppy down there. Like your Aunt Trudy. Ansible 00:04, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

You Forgot about WILLY!! Edit

Ya forgut 'bout Willy, th' friendly groundskeeper tha' occasionally kills the weee ones (The Simpsons).

Aye! Somebody removed the Simulated Scotish Accent(tm) from the text!

What's wrong with Falkirk?


Technical Talk Edit

Someone somewhere needs to know that when I tried to edit the 'Scotland' page on Wed 19th Jan (2011) - the page seized up and couldn't be edited. Is it protected in someway? I tried to edit the England page next and the same thing happened. What's more important, as well as seizing up the pages the computer seized the computer up a bit (affecting other sites) and they couldn't be closed - and it wasn't my computer. (Notregisteredyet)

Shame! Racist Unencyclopedia! Edit

Can one of the dictators who have protection status do a favour for us lesser mortals and change:

"The only people who dislike the Scots are the English, ..."

to the correct:

"The only people who dislike the Scots are the English, and everyone else who has the mis-fortune to experience them."?

Could they also change the Scotchy flag to the Cross Of St. George, as on the England page the English are not allowed to have the Cross Of St. George? (It's been replace by some Hitlerian vandal darling.)

No thanks, there's a line between parody and hate - learn it.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:14, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

000ps! Skirting hate by Hitlerian Sickomore - Will someone please change the racist St. Andrews flag for the same thing that's now on the England page please. Otherwise the page will continue to break UK laws on equality and racism.

What flag do you speak of? How would having a St. Andrew's flag on an article about Scotland be racist? What laws do you cite as being broken, considering both England and Scotland are parodied on the site included the shared UK culture?--Sycamore (Talk) 19:44, November 20, 2011 (UTC)

Untrue Edit

(As a (northern) Englishman) The English do not hate the Scottish.


July - DavefaceFMS - Info box Edit

I added in a national anthem:

Do you think this would be funnier?
DavefaceFMS ScottsigFlag 08:28, July 26, 2012 (GMT)

July - DavefaceFMS - An awful big changey Edit

I've been thinking, and I know it's a a big change but how about after the article is written putting it all though:

and adding this to the top of the page:

This article pertains to Scottish things, dae nothin tae to fix this. It is recommended that while reading this article you wear a kilt,
drink Irn-Bru, eat Jock pies and sing Auld Lang Syne loudly.
Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk.

Any thoughts on this?
DavefaceFMS ScottsigFlag 08:42, July 26, 2012 (GMT)

It's funny as it is, so making it unreadable wouldn't be as funny. And that template is ugly, IMO.                               Puppy's talk page08:17 26 Jul
Templates and tinkering are not really desirable. It's better to work in articles that need re-working, rather than good ones.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:10, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Scotland is not a real country Edit

So why should we give a shit about Scotland? Maybe we should rename it to "Poyais" :) 20:11, January 30, 2014 (UTC)

Poyais? Salmondland?? Scottish Poundland??? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:19, January 30, 2014 (UTC)
Haggistan Spıke Ѧ 20:29 30-Jan-14