Before anyone has a hack at this - it isn't finished . I think i need a 'middle' to pull the story out a bit. Also I am aware it has echoes of the old Monty Python sketch 'The World's Most Dangerous Joke. --Romartus 19:24, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

A quick add. I don't mind anyone adding to this article and won't throw a hissy fit either. As long as it follows the outline of the joke.--Romartus 19:26, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Well it looks done now. I know it is contradictory and inconsistent but then this is , after all , one of the effects of even considering the Schleswig-Holsten-Pils-Question . However I still welcome comments/corrections/edits etc. I can see it has been put in the strait jacket category reserved for articles like this. If so be it. --Romartus 23:14, 19 February 2009 (UTC)


This looks interesting... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:18, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Tinkering or turd polishing ?Edit

Anyone looking at the edits can see I have had another go at this article. I am working towards a greater coherence so please be patient ??--Romartus 10:47, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

I would keep turd polishing this, its very good stuff indeed (I've had a bit of a read up and I get some of the jokes now):)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:25, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Always room for improvement ! Thanks for your appreciation Sir Sycamore. --Romartus 21:26, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh it's not goodEdit

I hadn't noticed then one for sometime. Needs a prune. Go on, have a prune. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 02:55, December 28, 2011 (UTC)