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Schizophrenia was first invented by thomas edison after he and a light bulb were somehow melded into one dim representation of Oscar wilde.
my article were a lot fuckin' better. change it back or else combine.
Sorry, but the new article is way better. --Xzeta 21:36, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
This version is great, i love it. --Han 07:17, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
This rewrite is awesome! I laughed a lot. I think with a few more changes, it could be featured-article material. 188.8.131.52 00:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
This is not original. It´s a direct copy from the Spanish article for "Esquizofrenia" (written one month earlier). Any user who knows Spanish will be able to check it here. When we copy an article from the English version, we admit it with a sign in the article. It would be good if you do the same thing here. Thanks. Drifter13 (from Spain) --184.108.40.206 07:33, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
- Aclaration: Drifter13 is the autor of the article in Spanish --Dark delegation 17:00, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
Schizophrenia is a made up disease. Psychiatry is atheism masquerading as science. THeir atheistic worldview causes them to label all people who are christians who hear from God as having auditory hallucinations and hence psychotic. They label Christians schizophrenic, schizoaffective and even bipolar. It is utter nonsense; slander of spiritual people who are aware that they hear God and demons, which in reality, everyone does, as thoughts in their heads. Psych's second qustion is always "do you hear voices?" it is their test questiobn. If you answer yes, you ihear God or demons, they call it auditory hallucination. It is not hallucination. It is a real spiritual experience. This is a serious problem and many have suffered due to the ignoramus shrinks who are brainwashed in med school to be anti-spoiritual. Even Jewish shrinks who believe in God sin against Christians since most Jews don't think God talks to us; they only talk to Him. This is ignorance of Christian theology, which says that the Holy SPIrit is on the earth for 2,000 years since Jesus left, and talks to everyone. We need a relationship wtih Jesus and the bible to learn to discern the difference b etween God and demons talking to us. Jesus cast out demons and followers of Jesus also have authority to cast out demons, which cause mental illness. Psych drugs cause mental illness, since all drugs, including nicotine, caffeine, pot, alochol and all psych meds are openings for demonic opprfession. Read my book for free at my website 1prophetspeaks.com. It is called Manual for TRansformational Healing-God's answer to psychiatry. It is an expose of psychiatry and talks about how relationship with God and Jesus heals us of mental and physical illness. God iknspired me to write this book; He had prophesied to me 2 years earlier "I'm gonna use you to write a manual". This came from someone else at a Christian prayer meeting. Then God sent me to a hospital to be a witness against the system and expose it. Prophetess D
edit Psychonauts Reference?
I noticed the milkman section sounds like it's from Psychonauts, but some of the lines sounded a bit off. I can fix them if anyone wants. --220.127.116.11 20:46, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
I have Schizophrenia and I find this article hilarious and not offensive. Whoever wrote it did a great job :).