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The result of the discussion was MOTHERFUCKIN' KEEP.

edit Favorite Sayings

Im sick of these mother fucking Snakes on this Mother fucking Plane,

Im sick of these mother fucking Goodfellas in this Mother fucking Goodfellas,

Im sick of these mother fucking Menaces in this Mother fucking Society,

Im sick of these mother fucking Shafts in this Mother fucking SHAFTS,

Im sick of these mother fucking Super Suits in this Mother fucking Incredibles,

Im sick of these mother fucking Iron Man in this Mother fucking Universe,

Im sick of these mother fucking Jumpers in this Mother fucking Earth,

Im sick of these mother fucking Bruce Willis in these Mother fucking Die Hards,

Im sick of these mother fucking Sharks in these Mother fucking Deep Blue Sea,

Im sick of these mother fucking Jedi’s in this Mother fucking Star Wars,

Im sick of these mother fucking John Cusaks in this Mother fucking Fridge,

Im sick of these mother fucking Perms in this Mother fucking Pulp Fiction,

Im sick of these mother fucking Dinosaurs in this Mother fucking Jurassic Park.

Donanted by the University Of Jackson L. Samuel

I am sick of these motherfucking quotes in this mother fucking section!

"Donanted" By Sick mother fucker

--Skulze92 03:14, 5 August 2009 (UTC)Say what again, SAY WHAT AGAIN; I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker; say what one more god damn time

--Skulze92 03:14, 5 August 2009 (UTC)Does Marcellus look like a bitch, motherfucker?

edit What about all the motherfucking video games Samuel L Jackson stars in?

  • Motherfucker bros
  • Motherfuckers dream land
  • The legend of motherfucker
  • Smash Motherfuckers
  • Motherfucker Gear Solid (SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE! ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKING SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEES (on a plane))
  • Duke Motherfucker 3d
  • Rise of the Motherfucker
  • Beneath a steel motherfucker
  • Motherfucker-man
  • Ms.Motherfucker
  • Bump and motherfucking jump
  • Double motherfucker
  • Street fighter 2: Motherfucking edition
  • Street fighter 2: Hyper motherfucking
  • MotherfuckingTris
  • Dr.Moth erfucker
  • Mighty Morphin Mother fuckers (goes into the movie or series section as well)
  • Sonic the motherfucker
  • Teenage mutant mother fuckers (same about the above above)
  • Motherfucker's of War
  • Call of Motherfucker 4: Motherfucking Warefare
  • Final Motherfucker
  • Motherfuckers of Rage
  • Virtua Motherfucker
  • Art of Motherfucking
  • The Last Motherfucker
  • Motherfucker Shodown
  • Guilty Motherfucker
  • Motherfucker Fantasia
  • BlazBlue: Calamity Motherfucker
  • Motherfucker May Cry
  • The King of Motherfuckers
  • Garou: Mark of the Motherfuckers
  • Savage Motherfucker
  • Motherfucker Encounter (aka Kizuna Motherfucker)
  • Burning Motherfucker (aka Motherfucking Fight)
  • King of the Motherfuckers
  • Soul Motherfucker
  • Motherfuckers into Dreams
  • Motherfucker Instinct
  • Motherfucker Kombat
  • Motherfucker Wars (aka Sakura Motherfuckers)
  • Variable Motherfucker
  • Motherfuckken
  • Eternal Motherfuckers
  • Shenmotherfucker
  • Motherfucker Battle Coliseum
  • Motherfucker Kings (aka Devil Motherfuckers)
  • Dynasty Motherfuckers
  • Samurai Motherfuckers


Consoles created in his motherfucking honor:

  • Motherfucker station
  • Motherfucker 64
  • Nintendo
  • Nintendo Motherfucking system
  • Motherfucker mega drive
  • Motherfucker boy
  • Virtual motherfucker
  • Motherfucker Geo
  • Motherfucker-box
  • Motherfuckerboy advance
  • Atari 26... MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Motherfucker cube
  • Motherfucker box 360 Motherfucker
  • Motherfucker station 2 AND 3, MOTHERFUCKER

edit SUGESSTION!!!!!!!!!!

I think everything on the page should be in CAPITAL LETTERS, just like how Jackson YELLS IN ALL HIS MOVIES. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 72.154.95.54 (talk • contribs)

Oh shit, I was just thinking that... --24.60.75.3 00:11, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Canadian free zone

Canadians killing Samuel L. Jackson removed because NO ONE CAN KILL SAMUEL L. JACKSON. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 156.34.215.246 (talk • contribs)

Yes, Canadians deserve to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by DiZ (talk • contribs)

Ever been to Canada? Get smoked out for free by hippies every time. People who trash talk Canada are a big waste of my life.

edit Snakes on a Plane ?

damn i am about to fuck all these snakes on the plane 11:06, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

That is exactly what I was thinking - anon. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 80.176.254.71 (talk • contribs)

edit Dave Chappell

Why is there so much Chappells Show stuff on here? That whole 2nd paragraph may as well be taken out of the script of the Chappells show. Thats kinda cheesey dont ya think? Somebody should fix it and make it more "original" --Vermont 15:44, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Because Chappelle is motherfucking funny you motherfucker!

edit die hard: with a vengance

that movie should also be added. although in this case it should be DIE HARD: WITH A MOTHERFUCKER or something of the sort The preceding unsigned comment was added by 140.198.172.32 (talk • contribs)

Well, add it then. No-one's stopping you, you lazy motherfucker. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:05, 2 October 2006 (UTC)


Random piss from a drunko


Fuck Hard: With a Mother Groundhog day = Motherfucker day Indiana Jones = The last motherfucker Death of a motherfucker = (death of a president... bush) The day the motherfucker stood still = The the earth stood still Bruce allmotherfucker (bruce allmighty) 300 Motherfucker`s Kill motherfucking bill Iron Motherfucker Motherfuckers on a plane Batman: Legend of the Dark motherfucker... how suiting lol Motherfucker forever Its a plane, its a bird! NO its a motherfucker! Dragon ball M(other fucker) The ninth motherfucking gate With all your fuckers combined, i am CAPTAIN MOTHER! GOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKER! Even more motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane (Mofo 2) Star wars 3: revenge of the motherfucker Motherfucker the series Milf hunters: motherfucker edition

edit President of Alaska and Random humor

I think the thing about him bein prez of alaska takes a lot of funny away from the article, its random without being funny; only way to fix this and make it funnier is by deleting the alaska reference or editting the alaska article so that it mentions Sam Jackson being the mothafucking president of it. --Whimsickal 19:50, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Filmography

Can we try to put the filmography in chronological order, maybe even clean it up a bit? Judgement 05:08, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Me,Myself and muthafucker would be a nice addition to filmography........

edit Trivia section

The trivia section needs some serious cleaning up. It's random without being funny, and it barely takes care of the random part. --fish 03:10, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Profanity

There's a line between clever and stupid with all of the "motherfuckers" floating around. Clean that shit up, son. Judgement 07:11, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

  • YOU DON'T LIKE READING MY LANGUAGE, MOTHERFUCKER? THEN CLOSE YO' MOTHEFUCKING EYES NEXT TIME! BITCH!
  • Hey, this motherfucker can't spell "profanity" either!

edit Chingo De Madre

Chingo De Madre is (bad) Spanish for "Motherfucker" (literally "fucker of mother").

Hence I thought I was being clever by doing a pun on The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, to wit The Treasure of the Chingo De Madre. However someone has now decided to dumb this down by changing it to The Treasure of the Sierra Motherfucker. Hence I have decided to dumb things down even further, by going to the trouble of explaining my jokes.

What a motherfucker!

--Zonk69 15:22, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

While I get what you were going for, wouldn't it be more appropriate in a parody of "E Tu Mama Tambien"? Such a title is entirely spanish, instead of just partly. In addition, "Sierra Madre" is the name of a place, and you need the "Sierra" to help show what the original title was.
No need to be an elitist motherfucker. :P --Judgement 04:05, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Besides, Chingo de madre is really stupid... even for the few of us that speak motherfucking spanish.

edit Rewrite

"Rewrite" doesn't mean "add more movies to the filmography". We need to seriously revamp the body of this article. --Judgement 22:14, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

  • A bit more biography would help this one out - plus "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Motherfucker". Sorry but I think it has merit.

--R syme 23:21, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

  • I was just going to say: Crouching Snake, Hidden Motherfucker. Yes. I smella sequal a'brewin.--AmericanBastard 00:38, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Samuel L . Jackson quotes

Perhaps the quotes by Jackson should be put in a sub section, rather than at the top of the page. Otherwise, it'll just turn into what Snakes on a Plane used to be with a hundred quotes bombarding the top of the page.--Vladimir Leonov 00:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Alaska Reference

I know we can all agree this is an unneeded section. Why don't we replace the line "president of alaska" with "president of antartica. Why do you think its the only motherfucking country with no motherfucking snakes?"--Skyl3lazer 19:48, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Maine would work too. Also no motherfucking snakes. --Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 13:40, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Either way, the page is locked now, can someone who can change it, change it?--Skyl3lazer 01:07, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Cool Hand Motherfucker (1967) would be a nice addition to the filmography. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Malinovski (talk • contribs)

edit Page move

Moved! --Samuel L. Mothafuckin' Jackson 19:16, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Has anyone...

Has anyone by any chance noticed that this article isnt even remotely funny.

I DARE you to tell that to Samuel L. Jackson.--Paige 16:24, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!! Does Samuel Jackson look like a bitch to you? --Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!)02:45, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

sum dumbass ruined d article,n even separated d snakes on a plane part...it sucks now

edit photoshop

Does anyone have that one photoshop "Samuel L Jacksons On A Samuel L Jackson Starring Samuel L Jackson"?--Raiespio 17:11, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Quit It!

Guys, quit adding more crap involving the word Mothafuckin'. It screws up the article. --Meganew POST NOW!!! 12:19, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

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