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This article should be completely rewritten.
Unfortunately I don't have the time/motivation to rewrite it.
And which salsa are you referring to, the dance or the food? Perhaps two separate pages are necessary.
- I've started adding some new material to the article. I agree the rest of it needs to be rewritten and restructured. –Tonillero (talk • contribs) 19:09, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
- UGH! TURN THAT HISPANIC SHIT OFF! JUNGLE MUSIC! These new neighbors play this or the Mexican Banda-Polka stuff. I hate Beaners, Spics and other brown nigras. They look foreign to me and descended from African Monkeys. I shouldn't fought the dang Nazis in WWII. They wanted White people to rule the world, not them Jews.- Any old white racist guy when he hears Salsa music in his house. + 126.96.36.199 01:23, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
- ...And here's a Chilean neo-Nazi skinhead breaking into your house, old bigot. You thought he was an ethnic German with an Italian-sounding accent or have that Greek bronze look. Well, he is in fact, Hispanic...and he needs some drug money, he loaned you marijuana to treat your glaucoma. Oh yeah, Chile (the country) needs a separate article too. + 188.8.131.52 01:26, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
- WHINE! WHINE! WHINE! Complain! Complain! Complain! There is no need to be racist, ese. Complain and bitch out your problems elsewhere. Not here, ese! 184.108.40.206 DJ Mixerr 18:21, October 3, 2010 (UTC)