Talk:Russian reversal (joke)

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In Soviet Russia, I herd mudkipz liek YOU!

This may be the ultimate in lack of humor, cleverness, originality, readability, and humor. A Russian Reversal joke. Combined with a mudkipz joke. I applaud this IP and suggest he get a humor transplant.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 04:07 Sep 30, 2007

Any reason why this page is now so much shorter than UnSource:List of Russian reversals? They're the same page, after all. --205.150.76.42 21:46, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Yes, comrade. Stalin is to been purging with page of reversings that are suck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:57, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

The Real Situation

From Russia with love, fellas. See, the reason those jokes sometimes are successful is for one simple thing: the Ideology of Soviet Russia, formed approx pretty much the same time the U.S. Founding Fathers created their Constitution, was pretty much alike, but from the opposite end (with a 'minus' sign, one may say) - as like every word and every conception has been turned out, like a sock. See, the two ends of the world live and develop in the opposite directions: west usualy tries to place an individual and his interests in top of the croud, while east tries to put society above individuals.

So one may say, there pretty much ARE some of the reversals, and they DO work (not to mention the moronic ones in that article). In Soviet Russia - in the real Soviet Russia - you got robbed by cops instead of them protecting you from the robbers (so keep away from them cops); you got robbed and accused by lawyers instead of defence (so never try none of them ffs); if you're a singer, YOU have to PAY for your song to be broadcasted on TV or radio (that's the most ridiculous yet actually working idea); YOU must protect YOURSELF from children for not being accused a pedophile (they treaten to tell on you, if you won't pay them); YOU cannot kill no president (like JFC), but the president can easily kill YOU with any militiaman; if you're in Moscow, YOU do not pay your houseworkers - they often pay YOU to keep their work in town; if in states you have to pay for education - in russias you get payed for education, though not too much; if in states or in thailand you have to pay for going to army, in russias you have to pay if you do not want to be forced in army by the government; and so on, many parts differ, yet they can live, and it's still ok somehow )

87.251.152.107 23:12, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Lol I remember "In soviet russia, towel dries you!!" It was funny because it wasn't a real reversal. --Stikman! (talk) (Contribs) 22:41, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Just some ideas:

  • In Soviet Russia, suicide commits YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, arm amputates YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
  • In soviet Russia, game buys YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, husband leaves YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, n00b pwn j00!
  • In Soviet Russia, poverty stamps out YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, never double-negative not use YOU!
  • In Soviet Russia, iPod listen to YOU!

Sorry if any of these have been used, but in Soviet Russia, ideas copy YOU! --S0ckpupp3t n00b 18:22, July 8, 2010 (UTC)

I hope this is true

In the article, i found this phrase:

The Russian Reversal, in its purest form, is based on the dualistic theorem that:

  • America is both free and good.

Ergo, they are opposites. If something is good in America (as all things in America are), that very same thing is bad in Soviet Russia (ditto). Mathematical proof of this, made by diabolical commie scientists, is available.

If it is true that there is a mathematical proof of this, can someone provide it? I'd be facinated to see it. 207.233.124.3 00:06, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

    • I don't know if you will be able to find any mathematical evidence of anything in Uncyclopedia, so don't bother asking. 75.70.219.144 15:51, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

In Soviet halo

In Soviet Halo, Fight Finishes YOU!!--Worthog117 22:03, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

pie

in soviet russia, ass rapes you

This is Uncyclopedia, not Olipropedia --AAA! (AAAA) 23:33, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Reversal Russian

IMO, it's not as funny as it could be. I was expecting the whole article to be a Russian Reversal, like even reversing regular sentences. I'm not sure. Any ideas? (90.202.67.70 16:41, 16 January 2008 (UTC))

Go read Russian reversal (phenomenon). That's the good rewrite of this old silly article. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:33, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
That doesn't fit 90.202.67.70's bill. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:05, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, I gottanother one

A bit special though. In China there's a broadcasting channel called CCTV, hence : In Communist China, you watch CCTV. In the U.S.A., CCTV watches YOU!!--Kirochi 12:56, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Does anyone actually pay attention to this page anymore? --AAA! (AAAA) 00:38, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Never since it was protected... That's dumb.--Kirochi 15:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

All your base (add this!)

“In Soviet Russia All Your Base Are Belong To YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on All Your Base Are Belong To Us

--87.160.135.89 19:58, 28 June 2008 (UTC)


how about "all our base are belong to YOU!!--Hypershock 04:10, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

Another reversal

“In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russian reverses YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Russian reversal

or ...reversal Rushes YOU!! --Hypershock 04:10, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

Papyrus

Papyrus looks ugly in America and Soviet Russia alike. Change the image of the book from a png to a jpg. It should remove the papyrus.

Top of page..

Should have:


“In Soviet Russia Russian Reversal Reverses you!!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Russian Reversal

--The preceding unsigned comment was added by 58.168.202.69 (talk • contribs)

It's not funny, so no. Also, don't add Russian reversals to every damn page. And sign your comments. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:44, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Soviet Trucking

In Soviet Trucking, Prostitute kill YOU!!!

--Gr33nmag1k 18:12, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Wouldn't that be Soviet Russian Grand Theft Auto?

Category issue

Can some admin change Category:Russian to Category:Russia? I'm merging redundant categories. --Mn-z 06:07, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Soviet Russia

In Soviet Russia, Tube Noob YOU!!!

In Soviet Russia, Ram Dodge YOU!!!

In Soviet Russia, Plant's Grow You!!!

By; Kid bored in school

Junior!!

In Soviet Russia, museum belongs in YOU!!

60.241.8.244 05:05, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm...

I'm Russian. People say that I'm scary. Ya think responding with one of these *coughstupid* jokes would disarm them, or would they just say that I'm scary AND lame?

SirGestions and Sausage Roll Corner...

Just an idea, but the page says "in soviout russia, bank robs you" why not change it to "in england bank robs YOU!!" half way thru the list, cos it might be funny xD


or

"in Canada bank robs YOU!!"

"in America bank robs YOU!!"

....this one just doesn't work as a reversal, its true everywhere and should be in exceptions.

fail@life

In Soviet Russia, Life Fail YOU!!

"Imnotanewb 16:15, June 22, 2011 (UTC)"

In Soviet Russia "Pictures add YOU"!

I got this great picture for this article but its not letting me edit it.212px-In-soviet-russia.See what did I tell you--UNmarine777 02:18, August 31, 2011/2453 (UTC)

add plz

in america marks determines your job

in soviet russia marx determines your job

Edit request: Google (2012-03-10)

In America, you google the President.
In Soviet Russia, President googles YOU!!

--Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:01, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

'Nutha one

Roses are red, violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia, poem writes YOU!!

--Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:11, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

put {{title|In the Soviet Union, the article reads YOU}} 187.15.3.243 18:26, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

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