Talk:Russian reversal (joke)
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[edit] In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia laughs at YOU
~ ~ i dun get this whole russian reversal joke, anyone care to explain?!?!??!?!! ~ ~ In Soviet Russia, gay is YOU!! ~ ~ In Soviet Russia, condom wears you!! In Soviet Russia, Rick gets rolled by YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, I herd mudkipz liek YOU!
- This may be the ultimate in lack of humor, cleverness, originality, readability, and humor. A Russian Reversal joke. Combined with a mudkipz joke. I applaud this IP and suggest he get a humor transplant. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 04:07 Sep 30, 2007
I Hate This Fucking Place (mit) - In Soviet Russia, This Fucking Place Hates YOU!! (berkely) ,if you like it,plz add :P (since I can't and cba to register)
Any reason why this page is now so much shorter than UnSource:List of Russian reversals? They're the same page, after all. --205.150.76.42 21:46, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, comrade. Stalin is to been purging with page of reversings that are suck. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! 21:57, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Ah! Russian reversion!
Lol I remember "In soviet russia, towel dries you!!" It was funny because it wasn't a real reversal. --Stikman! (talk) (Contribs) 22:41, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
In Soviet Russia, World of Warcraft grinds you
In soviet rusia Oscar Wilde Quotes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, the theatre watches YOU!!
The article says, "...Party finds YOU!!!" If I remember correctly, it should be "the Party" instead of "Party". Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
[edit] I hope this is true
In the article, i found this phrase:
The Russian Reversal, in its purest form, is based on the dualistic theorem that:
- America is both free and good.
Ergo, they are opposites. If something is good in America (as all things in America are), that very same thing is bad in Soviet Russia (ditto). Mathematical proof of this, made by diabolical commie scientists, is available.
If it is true that there is a mathematical proof of this, can someone provide it? I'd be facinated to see it. 207.233.124.3 00:06, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
- I don't know if you will be able to find any mathematical evidence of anything in Uncyclopedia, so don't bother asking. 75.70.219.144 15:51, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] In Soviet halo
In Soviet Halo, Fight Finishes YOU!!--Worthog117 22:03, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
[edit] What Is This?
In America, you are capitalists. In Soviet Russia, capitalists are YOU!!
[edit] pie
in soviet russia, ass rapes you
- This is Uncyclopedia, not Olipropedia --AAA! (AAAA) 23:33, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Reversal Russian
IMO, it's not as funny as it could be. I was expecting the whole article to be a Russian Reversal, like even reversing regular sentences. I'm not sure. Any ideas? (90.202.67.70 16:41, 16 January 2008 (UTC))
- Go read Russian reversal (phenomenon). That's the good rewrite of this old silly article. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:33, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Hey, I gottanother one
A bit special though. In China there's a broadcasting channel called CCTV, hence : In Communist China, you watch CCTV. In the U.S.A., CCTV watches YOU!!--Kirochi 12:56, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
- Never since it was protected... That's dumb.--Kirochi 15:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
In Soviet Russia Intel Inside YOU!
- In Soviet Russia sex haves YOU!
- In Soviet Russia shits YOU!
- In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris is YOU!65.163.112.114 00:50, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
- In Soviet Russia shits YOU!
- In Soviet Russia sex haves YOU!
- In Soviet Russia YOU ban Uncyclopedia! 65.163.112.114 00:54, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
- In America you kill Stalin,in Soviet Russia,Stalin kill's YOU!!!
- In soviet Russia, the ussr, rssU!!!!
- In America you kill Stalin,in Soviet Russia,Stalin kill's YOU!!!
- In Soviet Russia YOU ban Uncyclopedia! 65.163.112.114 00:54, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] All your base (add this!)
“In Soviet Russia All Your Base Are Belong To YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on All Your Base Are Belong To Us
--87.160.135.89 19:58, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
how about "all our base are belong to YOU!!--Hypershock 04:10, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Another reversal
“In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russian reverses YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Russian reversal
or ...reversal Rushes YOU!! --Hypershock 04:10, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Another Reversal reads YOU!!
In Soviet Russia Israel supports YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia Cum Swallow YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia Dick Suck YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia Problem Eliminate YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills YOU!! BASTARDS!!!!
In Soviet Russia, escort girl picks up YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, gun fires YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, goods declare YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, time checks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chess plays YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, (dodgy) newspapers read YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, the president assasinates YOU!
In Soviet Russia, sex has YOU!
In Soviet Russia, genetalia masturbates YOU!
In Soviet Russia Game Plays YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, cock sucks YOU!
In Soviet Russian, Virus busts YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the Navi operates YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Linux downloads YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Komodo edits YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the book buys YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Viacom destroys YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the computers starts YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the caculator uses YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the text enters YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the program launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokémon train you!
In Soviet Russia, video games play you!
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes pick on you!
In Soviet Russia, computer types on you!
In Soviet Russian, the trap sets YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, pizza eats you!
In Soviet Russia toast butters YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek you!
In Soviet Russia, Navi listens to you!
In Soviet Russia, BUTT WIPES YOU! (ftw)
In Soviet Russia, Yahoo! Answers questions YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Wife beats YOU!!
swimmer's soviet russia: In Soviet Russia, fly butters YOU! In Soviet Russia, breast strokes YOU! In Soviet Russia, turn flips YOU!
[edit] Papyrus
Papyrus looks ugly in America and Soviet Russia alike. Change the image of the book from a png to a jpg. It should remove the papyrus.
In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills You
[edit] ...
In Soviet Russia, girl bones you!
In Soviet Russia, victim kills you!
In Soviet Russia, money spends you!
[edit] Top of page..
Should have:
“In Soviet Russia Russian Reversal Reverses you!!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Russian Reversal
--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 58.168.202.69 (talk • contribs)
- It's not funny, so no. Also, don't add Russian reversals to every damn page. And sign your comments. --
PlebKUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 21:44, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
[edit] In solviet russia...
“In Soviet Russia, Comedian laughs at YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on Comedians
“In Soviet Russia, Polar cap melt YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on global warming
“In Soviet Russia, file deletes YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on computers
“In Soviet Russia, sausage hides YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on sex
“In Soviet Russia, pussy shaves YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on god knows what
“In Soviet Russia, pizza delivers YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on pizza
“In Soviet Russia, quiz takes you YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on quzzes
“In Soviet Russia, crowd surfs YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on crowds
“In Soviet Russia, move busts YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on disco stu
“In Soviet Russia, easter egg hunts YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on easter
“In Soviet Russia, penis sucks YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on sex
